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<blockquote data-quote="Mathew_Freeman" data-source="post: 5049485" data-attributes="member: 1846">Three women walk into a bar and say &quot;Hurrah! We've successfully conquered a male-dominated joke!&quot;(c) Bill BaileySo this man comes into a pub with a dog, and he says &quot;This is Butch the Wonder Dog, and he can do anything.&quot;The other patrons are unimpressed. So the man says to Butch &quot;What's two and two?&quot; and Butch says &quot;Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!&quot; Small round of applause.The man says &quot;You ain't seen nothing yet! Sure, he can count, but he can also talk! Say something, Butch!&quot;And the dog says, in a clear accent &quot;My name is Butch the Wonder Dog, and I can do anything!&quot; Everyone is very impressed.So another man in the pub says, &quot;OK, if he's so clever, give him this £10 note and he can go down the shop and get me a newspaper. How's that?&quot;Butch and the man agrees, and off Butch goes.Two hours later and no-one's seen him. A search party is organised, and after a further hours searching they find Butch in an alley way...with a lady dog! Butch is humping away having a fine old time.The man says &quot;Butch! You've never done this before!&quot;Butch says &quot;Yeah, but I never had the money before!&quot;*ba-dum-ching*</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mathew_Freeman, post: 5049485, member: 1846"] Three women walk into a bar and say "Hurrah! We've successfully conquered a male-dominated joke!" (c) Bill Bailey So this man comes into a pub with a dog, and he says "This is Butch the Wonder Dog, and he can do anything." The other patrons are unimpressed. So the man says to Butch "What's two and two?" and Butch says "Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!" Small round of applause. The man says "You ain't seen nothing yet! Sure, he can count, but he can also talk! Say something, Butch!" And the dog says, in a clear accent "My name is Butch the Wonder Dog, and I can do anything!" Everyone is very impressed. So another man in the pub says, "OK, if he's so clever, give him this £10 note and he can go down the shop and get me a newspaper. How's that?" Butch and the man agrees, and off Butch goes. Two hours later and no-one's seen him. A search party is organised, and after a further hours searching they find Butch in an alley way...with a lady dog! Butch is humping away having a fine old time. The man says "Butch! You've never done this before!" Butch says "Yeah, but I never had the money before!" *ba-dum-ching* [/QUOTE]

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