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Peter just can't win...he even lost to DW!

Darkwolf

First Post
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your presence to be uncivilized, your business to be hellish, and your stance to be offensive.
<Darkwolf> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: I find your employer to be a tramp, your tower to be pretentious, and your lover's training to be unskilled.
<Kalanyr> hmm
<Kalanyr> Insults Darkwolf the third bit is just cruel
<Kalanyr> stats please
<Darkwolf> 4 flag speed strat
<Darkwolf> Grand Master 5
<Darkwolf> Graduate of the Dojo of Nature's Wrath/Harmony and the No Luck Dojos
<Darkwolf> Master of the Dojo of the Predator 64-56
<Darkwolf> Record 50-35
<Darkwolf> Powers:
<Darkwolf> Signature Style: TIGER, WOLF, THUNDER, MANTA RAY, CHOPSTICKS, DAGGER, PHOENIX, KI-RIN, MONKEY
<Darkwolf> Dojo Master
<Darkwolf> Fist of Fury(x2)
<Darkwolf> Chi Strike
<Darkwolf> Mastery(Wolf)
<Darkwolf> Mastery(Ki-rin)
<Darkwolf> Master of Emotions, Movement, Shadows, Wealth
<Darkwolf> Yen: 6
<Darkwolf> Item: Grand Klaive - Sig style sword, Immunity Sword, Mastery sword
<Kalanyr> dang
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 1: The fox stands above the badlands; parries the offensive of the orchid!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 2: The dagger sinuously tramples the tundra; drifts from the roar of the air!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 3: The kama speaks across the lake; redirects the throw of the scythe!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 4: The owl bows below the heavens; sings through the drive of the lava!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 5: The crane rides within the ricefield; scatters the thrust of the lightning!
<Kalanyr> you almost have caught up to me in fights and losses
<Darkwolf> dojo master - dragon
<PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 1: The needle falls below the cemetery; grasps the tempest of the bird!
<PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 2: The cherry blossom removes the steppes; leaps over the beauty of the wyrm! *yen*
<PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 3: The blizzard glides underneath the well; quickly fends off the edge of the bird!
<PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 4: The tiger rains upon the gate; defends against the slash of the orchid!
<PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 5: The toad bows through the steppes; shields against the rising of the shield!
<Kalanyr> Darkwolf first
<Kalanyr> heh
<Kalanyr> Chi Strike the White Belt
<Darkwolf> The dagger sinuously tramples the tundra; drifts from the roar of the air!; chi strike for fun and profit; done
<Kalanyr> fear his awesome use activated powers
<Kalanyr> go peter
<PeterthePeon> The cherry blossom removes the steppes; leaps over the beauty of the wyrm! *yen*
<Darkwolf> leaps over the beauty??
<Kalanyr> hmmmmmmmm
<Kalanyr> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the heavens north-west of the Ancient Ruins on the dawn of the wolf.
<Darkwolf> that didn't help anything...
<Kalanyr> I can't see either of those things happening
<Kalanyr> so point to the most experienced
<Kalanyr> 2 FLags Darkwolf 0 Peter
<PeterthePeon> The blizzard glides underneath the well; quickly fends off the edge of the bird!
<Darkwolf> The owl bows below the heavens; sings through the drive of the lava!; mastery wolf; done
<Kalanyr> hmmmmmmmm
<Kalanyr> Blizzards can glide
<Kalanyr> but a wolf can't bow
<Kalanyr> Point Peter
<Kalanyr> 2 Darkwolf 1 Peter
* PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE!!!!
<Darkwolf> eh? ok...
<Kalanyr> right
<Darkwolf> wolves can bow....but ok
<Kalanyr> he will get his face smacked in now I bet
<Kalanyr> they can?
<Kalanyr> I just can't see it
<Darkwolf> front legs down...hind legs up..
<Kalanyr> ah
<Kalanyr> that bow
<PeterthePeon> no, ah, that's not bowing
<Kalanyr> kinda
<Kalanyr> but I stick by my previous judgement
<Kalanyr> continue
<Darkwolf> I accept the judgement...I'm just correcting a false thought
<Kalanyr> yep
<Kalanyr> cool
<Darkwolf> wolves can bow....but ok
<Kalanyr> he will get his face smacked in now I bet
<Kalanyr> they can?
<Kalanyr> I just can't see it
<Darkwolf> front legs down...hind legs up..
<Kalanyr> ah
<Kalanyr> that bow
<PeterthePeon> no, ah, that's not bowing
<Kalanyr> kinda
<Kalanyr> but I stick by my previous judgement
<Kalanyr> continue
<Darkwolf> I accept the judgement...I'm just correcting a false thought
<Kalanyr> yep
<Kalanyr> cool
<Darkwolf> (its the gliding UNDER the well I also have problems with)
<Kalanyr> heh
<Kalanyr> I can see that
* PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE
<Kalanyr> it involves a lot of frozen water
<Kalanyr> please continue
<Darkwolf> The kama speaks across the lake; redirects the throw of the scythe!; mastery ki-rin; done
<Darkwolf> yes...I have to depart for physical therapy after this fight...
<PeterthePeon> The needle falls below the cemetery; grasps the tempest of the bird!
<Kalanyr> k
<Kalanyr> physical therapy?
<Kalanyr> silly falling needle
<Kalanyr> 2 Flags Match Darkwolf
* PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<PeterthePeon> Why can't anyone beat me?
<Kalanyr> heh
<Darkwolf> because you haven't beat anyone yet... ;p
<Kalanyr> because you have to get 2 before we can beat you
<Kalanyr> Darkwolf - Grand Master - 6
<Kalanyr> Peter - White Belt - -
<Darkwolf> and a yen :)
 

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