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Peter just can't win...he even lost to DW!
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<blockquote data-quote="Darkwolf" data-source="post: 131881" data-attributes="member: 2665"><p><PeterthePeon> !mb ybinsult</p><p><MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your presence to be uncivilized, your business to be hellish, and your stance to be offensive.</p><p><Darkwolf> !mb ybinsult</p><p><MeowthBot> Darkwolf: I find your employer to be a tramp, your tower to be pretentious, and your lover's training to be unskilled.</p><p><Kalanyr> hmm</p><p><Kalanyr> Insults Darkwolf the third bit is just cruel</p><p><Kalanyr> stats please</p><p><Darkwolf> 4 flag speed strat</p><p><Darkwolf> Grand Master 5 </p><p><Darkwolf> Graduate of the Dojo of Nature's Wrath/Harmony and the No Luck Dojos </p><p><Darkwolf> Master of the Dojo of the Predator 64-56 </p><p><Darkwolf> Record 50-35 </p><p><Darkwolf> Powers: </p><p><Darkwolf> Signature Style: TIGER, WOLF, THUNDER, MANTA RAY, CHOPSTICKS, DAGGER, PHOENIX, KI-RIN, MONKEY </p><p><Darkwolf> Dojo Master</p><p><Darkwolf> Fist of Fury(x2) </p><p><Darkwolf> Chi Strike </p><p><Darkwolf> Mastery(Wolf)</p><p><Darkwolf> Mastery(Ki-rin) </p><p><Darkwolf> Master of Emotions, Movement, Shadows, Wealth </p><p><Darkwolf> Yen: 6 </p><p><Darkwolf> Item: Grand Klaive - Sig style sword, Immunity Sword, Mastery sword </p><p><Kalanyr> dang</p><p><Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 1: The fox stands above the badlands; parries the offensive of the orchid!</p><p><Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 2: The dagger sinuously tramples the tundra; drifts from the roar of the air!</p><p><Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 3: The kama speaks across the lake; redirects the throw of the scythe!</p><p><Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 4: The owl bows below the heavens; sings through the drive of the lava!</p><p><Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 5: The crane rides within the ricefield; scatters the thrust of the lightning!</p><p><Kalanyr> you almost have caught up to me in fights and losses</p><p><Darkwolf> dojo master - dragon</p><p><PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 1: The needle falls below the cemetery; grasps the tempest of the bird!</p><p><PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 2: The cherry blossom removes the steppes; leaps over the beauty of the wyrm! *yen*</p><p><PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 3: The blizzard glides underneath the well; quickly fends off the edge of the bird!</p><p><PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 4: The tiger rains upon the gate; defends against the slash of the orchid!</p><p><PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 5: The toad bows through the steppes; shields against the rising of the shield!</p><p><Kalanyr> Darkwolf first</p><p><Kalanyr> heh</p><p><Kalanyr> Chi Strike the White Belt</p><p><Darkwolf> The dagger sinuously tramples the tundra; drifts from the roar of the air!; chi strike for fun and profit; done</p><p><Kalanyr> fear his awesome use activated powers</p><p><Kalanyr> go peter</p><p><PeterthePeon> The cherry blossom removes the steppes; leaps over the beauty of the wyrm! *yen*</p><p><Darkwolf> leaps over the beauty?? </p><p><Kalanyr> hmmmmmmmm</p><p><Kalanyr> !mb ybmaster</p><p><MeowthBot> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the heavens north-west of the Ancient Ruins on the dawn of the wolf.</p><p><Darkwolf> that didn't help anything...</p><p><Kalanyr> I can't see either of those things happening</p><p><Kalanyr> so point to the most experienced</p><p><Kalanyr> 2 FLags Darkwolf 0 Peter</p><p><PeterthePeon> The blizzard glides underneath the well; quickly fends off the edge of the bird!</p><p><Darkwolf> The owl bows below the heavens; sings through the drive of the lava!; mastery wolf; done</p><p><Kalanyr> hmmmmmmmm</p><p><Kalanyr> Blizzards can glide</p><p><Kalanyr> but a wolf can't bow</p><p><Kalanyr> Point Peter</p><p><Kalanyr> 2 Darkwolf 1 Peter</p><p>* PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE!!!!</p><p><Darkwolf> eh? ok...</p><p><Kalanyr> right</p><p><Darkwolf> wolves can bow....but ok</p><p><Kalanyr> he will get his face smacked in now I bet</p><p><Kalanyr> they can?</p><p><Kalanyr> I just can't see it</p><p><Darkwolf> front legs down...hind legs up..</p><p><Kalanyr> ah</p><p><Kalanyr> that bow</p><p><PeterthePeon> no, ah, that's not bowing</p><p><Kalanyr> kinda</p><p><Kalanyr> but I stick by my previous judgement</p><p><Kalanyr> continue</p><p><Darkwolf> I accept the judgement...I'm just correcting a false thought</p><p><Kalanyr> yep</p><p><Kalanyr> cool</p><p><Darkwolf> wolves can bow....but ok</p><p><Kalanyr> he will get his face smacked in now I bet</p><p><Kalanyr> they can?</p><p><Kalanyr> I just can't see it</p><p><Darkwolf> front legs down...hind legs up..</p><p><Kalanyr> ah</p><p><Kalanyr> that bow</p><p><PeterthePeon> no, ah, that's not bowing</p><p><Kalanyr> kinda</p><p><Kalanyr> but I stick by my previous judgement</p><p><Kalanyr> continue</p><p><Darkwolf> I accept the judgement...I'm just correcting a false thought</p><p><Kalanyr> yep</p><p><Kalanyr> cool</p><p><Darkwolf> (its the gliding UNDER the well I also have problems with)</p><p><Kalanyr> heh</p><p><Kalanyr> I can see that</p><p>* PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE</p><p><Kalanyr> it involves a lot of frozen water</p><p><Kalanyr> please continue</p><p><Darkwolf> The kama speaks across the lake; redirects the throw of the scythe!; mastery ki-rin; done</p><p><Darkwolf> yes...I have to depart for physical therapy after this fight...</p><p><PeterthePeon> The needle falls below the cemetery; grasps the tempest of the bird!</p><p><Kalanyr> k</p><p><Kalanyr> physical therapy?</p><p><Kalanyr> silly falling needle</p><p><Kalanyr> 2 Flags Match Darkwolf</p><p>* PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1</p><p><PeterthePeon> Why can't anyone beat me?</p><p><Kalanyr> heh</p><p><Darkwolf> because you haven't beat anyone yet... ;p</p><p><Kalanyr> because you have to get 2 before we can beat you</p><p><Kalanyr> Darkwolf - Grand Master - 6</p><p><Kalanyr> Peter - White Belt - -</p><p><Darkwolf> and a yen <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Darkwolf, post: 131881, member: 2665"] <PeterthePeon> !mb ybinsult <MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your presence to be uncivilized, your business to be hellish, and your stance to be offensive. <Darkwolf> !mb ybinsult <MeowthBot> Darkwolf: I find your employer to be a tramp, your tower to be pretentious, and your lover's training to be unskilled. <Kalanyr> hmm <Kalanyr> Insults Darkwolf the third bit is just cruel <Kalanyr> stats please <Darkwolf> 4 flag speed strat <Darkwolf> Grand Master 5 <Darkwolf> Graduate of the Dojo of Nature's Wrath/Harmony and the No Luck Dojos <Darkwolf> Master of the Dojo of the Predator 64-56 <Darkwolf> Record 50-35 <Darkwolf> Powers: <Darkwolf> Signature Style: TIGER, WOLF, THUNDER, MANTA RAY, CHOPSTICKS, DAGGER, PHOENIX, KI-RIN, MONKEY <Darkwolf> Dojo Master <Darkwolf> Fist of Fury(x2) <Darkwolf> Chi Strike <Darkwolf> Mastery(Wolf) <Darkwolf> Mastery(Ki-rin) <Darkwolf> Master of Emotions, Movement, Shadows, Wealth <Darkwolf> Yen: 6 <Darkwolf> Item: Grand Klaive - Sig style sword, Immunity Sword, Mastery sword <Kalanyr> dang <Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 1: The fox stands above the badlands; parries the offensive of the orchid! <Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 2: The dagger sinuously tramples the tundra; drifts from the roar of the air! <Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 3: The kama speaks across the lake; redirects the throw of the scythe! <Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 4: The owl bows below the heavens; sings through the drive of the lava! <Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 5: The crane rides within the ricefield; scatters the thrust of the lightning! <Kalanyr> you almost have caught up to me in fights and losses <Darkwolf> dojo master - dragon <PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 1: The needle falls below the cemetery; grasps the tempest of the bird! <PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 2: The cherry blossom removes the steppes; leaps over the beauty of the wyrm! *yen* <PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 3: The blizzard glides underneath the well; quickly fends off the edge of the bird! <PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 4: The tiger rains upon the gate; defends against the slash of the orchid! <PeterthePeon> <MeowthBot> 5: The toad bows through the steppes; shields against the rising of the shield! <Kalanyr> Darkwolf first <Kalanyr> heh <Kalanyr> Chi Strike the White Belt <Darkwolf> The dagger sinuously tramples the tundra; drifts from the roar of the air!; chi strike for fun and profit; done <Kalanyr> fear his awesome use activated powers <Kalanyr> go peter <PeterthePeon> The cherry blossom removes the steppes; leaps over the beauty of the wyrm! *yen* <Darkwolf> leaps over the beauty?? <Kalanyr> hmmmmmmmm <Kalanyr> !mb ybmaster <MeowthBot> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the heavens north-west of the Ancient Ruins on the dawn of the wolf. <Darkwolf> that didn't help anything... <Kalanyr> I can't see either of those things happening <Kalanyr> so point to the most experienced <Kalanyr> 2 FLags Darkwolf 0 Peter <PeterthePeon> The blizzard glides underneath the well; quickly fends off the edge of the bird! <Darkwolf> The owl bows below the heavens; sings through the drive of the lava!; mastery wolf; done <Kalanyr> hmmmmmmmm <Kalanyr> Blizzards can glide <Kalanyr> but a wolf can't bow <Kalanyr> Point Peter <Kalanyr> 2 Darkwolf 1 Peter * PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE!!!! <Darkwolf> eh? ok... <Kalanyr> right <Darkwolf> wolves can bow....but ok <Kalanyr> he will get his face smacked in now I bet <Kalanyr> they can? <Kalanyr> I just can't see it <Darkwolf> front legs down...hind legs up.. <Kalanyr> ah <Kalanyr> that bow <PeterthePeon> no, ah, that's not bowing <Kalanyr> kinda <Kalanyr> but I stick by my previous judgement <Kalanyr> continue <Darkwolf> I accept the judgement...I'm just correcting a false thought <Kalanyr> yep <Kalanyr> cool <Darkwolf> wolves can bow....but ok <Kalanyr> he will get his face smacked in now I bet <Kalanyr> they can? <Kalanyr> I just can't see it <Darkwolf> front legs down...hind legs up.. <Kalanyr> ah <Kalanyr> that bow <PeterthePeon> no, ah, that's not bowing <Kalanyr> kinda <Kalanyr> but I stick by my previous judgement <Kalanyr> continue <Darkwolf> I accept the judgement...I'm just correcting a false thought <Kalanyr> yep <Kalanyr> cool <Darkwolf> (its the gliding UNDER the well I also have problems with) <Kalanyr> heh <Kalanyr> I can see that * PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE <Kalanyr> it involves a lot of frozen water <Kalanyr> please continue <Darkwolf> The kama speaks across the lake; redirects the throw of the scythe!; mastery ki-rin; done <Darkwolf> yes...I have to depart for physical therapy after this fight... <PeterthePeon> The needle falls below the cemetery; grasps the tempest of the bird! <Kalanyr> k <Kalanyr> physical therapy? <Kalanyr> silly falling needle <Kalanyr> 2 Flags Match Darkwolf * PeterthePeon is INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 <PeterthePeon> Why can't anyone beat me? <Kalanyr> heh <Darkwolf> because you haven't beat anyone yet... ;p <Kalanyr> because you have to get 2 before we can beat you <Kalanyr> Darkwolf - Grand Master - 6 <Kalanyr> Peter - White Belt - - <Darkwolf> and a yen :) [/QUOTE]
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