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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Piratecat" data-source="post: 4859677" data-attributes="member: 2">I prefer:[SBLOCK=Method Alpha]1. Create a Red Clearance character.2. Enjoy a bowl of red Hot Fun while waiting for your Mission Briefing to be called.3. You ... [Roll 1d4]1: Accidentally eat an orange soynugget and are shot by your fellow troubleshooters for treason. 2: Mishear the Briefing Room location despite being Communications Officer, and are shot by your fellow troubleshooters for treason. 3: Report to a Confession Booth to report a fellow citizen, The Computer mishears, and you are instead executed for treason. 4: You are attended by a medbot Mark IV after being slightly scratched with a spork. The medbot kills you with a bandaid.4. Your second clone arrives.5. You head to the Mission Briefing. Someone shoots the autobot pilot in the back of the head as part of a secret society mission. The autobot crashes and everybody dies in a fiery explosion.6. Your third clone arrives.7. While arguing about why the autobot crashed, someone sticks a grenade down your coveralls before you even get out of the clone banks. You hop backwards into them and try to pin them against the wall until it explodes. You miss and plummet into their clone vat instead, splattering their future selves against the facility's walls.8. Your fourth clone arrives, chuckling.9. You are frog-marched towards the briefing room by a troop of Vulture Soldiers. En route the Hygiene Officer calls a mandatory emergency hygiene inspection. You fail, earning a 1000 cr fine, and a scrubbot is summoned to help sanitize you. Sadly, the scrubbot has had its asimov chip removed by the loyalty officer and polishes right through your skin with its dermabrator. Ouch.10. Your fifth clone arrives.11. The red clearance door to the briefing room is across 5' of blue hallway. Your team leader volunteers you to make it security-safe by everyone else walking on your blood. You protest vociferously, and are told to file a standard complaint with PLC.12. Your 6th and last clone arrives. 13. Your team's equipment officer accuses you of treasonous malfeasance for being so reckless with your life; since clones are computer property, he claims you are squandering Alpha Complex resources for dying so often.You ... [Roll 1d4]1: Yell "Die, Capitalist Pig-Dog!" and pull the pin of your illicit plasma grenade. It fails to go off, and you are shot. 2: Humbly accept the accusation and report to a Confession Booth for recycling into reactor shielding. 3. Are sent to PLC to fill out the paperwork for your wasted clone lives; this takes 3.4 weekcycles, meaning you miss your mission, and are thus executed for being AWOL. 4. Make a brilliant counter-argument that gets the entire team executed instead of you, get a medal, get promoted to Orange clearance, and then get executed for having witnessed such vast incompetence.[/sblock]</blockquote>

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