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Message: <blockquote data-quote="seans23" data-source="post: 3438479" data-attributes="member: 29582">So I've been playing a gnome bard in a campaign lately... and I'm thinking of adding a level of barbarian at some point.  I envision the bard as a miniature Robert Plant, wailing out loud songs.  So... I thought I'd write my own version of Immigrant Song for our next session.  I'm looking for suggestions/compliments/insults...Ah, ahWe come from the landOf the ice and snow,To slice up goblinsFrom head to toe.The hammer of the gnomesIs blunt but hooked on one endTo pierce kobolds and watch them cry"Tiamat, I am coming"Dancing lights, they will soar, OurOnly goal will be to steal your ore!Ah, ahWe come from the landOf the ice and snow,To slice up goblinsFrom head to toe.You giants think you’re mean, butWe think you’re all boresOh how we dodgeYour throwing stonesAnd trip you on the floorDancing lights, they will soar, OurOnly goal will be to steal your ore!So now  that you are fooledBy the ghost sounds that we’re spewingFor guile and wit will win the dayAs you fall for our illusionsoooh oooh etcYeah and I seriously doubt a bard is going to trip a hill giant, but, you know... hooked hammer!</blockquote>