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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2364663" data-attributes="member: 16989">That's my main issue with this.&nbsp; (Nice to see this thread rise from the purgatory of page 25 or wherever it was at).The Paladin's horse has an Intelligence of 9 (in this case).&nbsp; I mean that's more than three times greater than Paris Hilton!&nbsp; And 7 higher than a horse.&nbsp; He's a sentient creature now.&nbsp; Shouldn't his mating habits be a bit more refined. I understand the dating scene for Intelligent animals is a little sparse, but would it really be that desperate?&nbsp; Not much of a date is it?&nbsp; &quot;Hey, you pretty fillie! Want to hear about the time I Smited the Arch-Lich Dickus Clarkus Singel-Hoovedly?&quot;&quot;Nieghheeeee!&quot;&quot;Oookkayyy.&nbsp; If&nbsp; I said you hand a beauti... HEY! You just CRAPPED there, why are you eating that grass!&nbsp; That is Disgusting.&nbsp; Oh, Please stop, I think I'm going to be sick.&quot;&quot;Nieghheeeee!&quot;I'm thinking of just giving the Mount enough extra HD so it can get the Vow of Abstinece Feat from the BoED.&nbsp; Then he can tell the Paladin to stuff it.I mean this would be like telling a human to mate with a barely compewtent member of society.&nbsp; (Looks up Paris Hilton Nude on GOOGLE).&nbsp; Ok, maybe some people (horses?) have pretty low standards.Plus, the next time he pulls this, I'll let it slide.&nbsp; It doesn't mention the Paladin's STEED is Immune to STD's does it?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2364663, member: 16989"] That's my main issue with this. (Nice to see this thread rise from the purgatory of page 25 or wherever it was at). The Paladin's horse has an Intelligence of 9 (in this case). I mean that's more than three times greater than Paris Hilton! And 7 higher than a horse. He's a sentient creature now. Shouldn't his mating habits be a bit more refined. I understand the dating scene for Intelligent animals is a little sparse, but would it really be that desperate? Not much of a date is it? "Hey, you pretty fillie! Want to hear about the time I Smited the Arch-Lich Dickus Clarkus Singel-Hoovedly?" "Nieghheeeee!" "Oookkayyy. If I said you hand a beauti... HEY! You just CRAPPED there, why are you eating that grass! That is Disgusting. Oh, Please stop, I think I'm going to be sick." "Nieghheeeee!" I'm thinking of just giving the Mount enough extra HD so it can get the Vow of Abstinece Feat from the BoED. Then he can tell the Paladin to stuff it. I mean this would be like telling a human to mate with a barely compewtent member of society. (Looks up Paris Hilton Nude on GOOGLE). Ok, maybe some people (horses?) have pretty low standards. Plus, the next time he pulls this, I'll let it slide. It doesn't mention the Paladin's STEED is Immune to STD's does it? [/QUOTE]

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