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Be there any ship's cooks about? My crew of scurvy seadogs have a mighty thirst and hunger for some good old piratey grub and drink! Could ye tell me hows to concoct some goodn Grog, Salmgundi, and such?
 
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An' which ye be searchin for, matey?

I can whip up a Drowned Baby, a fine Spotted Dog, or any t'other puddin' course as ye be a-needin'.

But seek ye firmer sustenance? Might ye be more searchin' afore a toothsome bacora?

Aye, for th' life o' a Ship's Cooke! May ha' lost a leg, but still standin'! ;)
 


In Need...

Ah...any Good Captains about, that needs a lad for the usual work, clean boots, swab the deck.

Hearty and strong I am...and I cometh with glow stick that can makes the most dirtest heart with shivers with fear.

(putting on black outfit)
 

Arrrh. Yer could be using scones for hardtack, it being similar in size and texture. And limes fer yer mates to fight off the dreaded scruvey.

Then ye'd be needing a keg o' grog to up yer tankards to wash the whole works down.

Hoist the jolly roger!
 

I've got a recipe for two different kinds of Salamagundi, depending on what you're in the mood for, seafood (more accurate) or beef-and-poultry ( I got this recipe from NO QUARTER GIVEN, a piracy re-enactment mag I subscribe to...their website is http://www.noquartergiven.net ).

Ingredients:
1 large pot with cover
1 quart of cold water
salt, pepper, and garlic - to taste
Recipe #1: fish, crab, wine, spices, anchovies, cabbage, hard-boiled eggs, 8oz oil and vinegar dressing
Recipe #2: corned beef, pigeons (usually sold in gourmet shops as "squab"), wine, spices, fruit or cabbage, hard boiled eggs, onions

Hell, sometimes I mix the recipes up, and put beef in with the seafood. The point here is that pirates threw whatever they had at hand into the pot.

Directions:
Dice the ingredients from either list and place in the large pot containing the cold water.
Turn the heat to low, and allow to cook for three hours. (If you prefer, you can use a covered cooking dish in the oven on low (325 degrees) for three hours.


...and here's a hardtack recipe what goes along with it:

Ingredients:
4 to 4 1/2 cups unbleached flour
6 pinches salt
1 to 2 cups water

Directions:
Mix ingredients and knead thoroughly. Roll dough 1/2 inch thick. Place on well-greased baking sheet. Cut into 3 inch by 4 inch squares. Pierce each square several times with fork (makes it easier to break up afterwards). Bake 30 to 40 minutes at 425, until golden, turning at 20 minutes. Reduce oven to 200 and contine to bake for 2 to 48 hours. (depending on how hard ye want yer tack)


GMS
 

i got's me a secret concoction for some dandelion wine that'll be knocking the socks off your pegged leg!

dandelion may seem a little effiminate, but just like the lasses- the wine be kickin ya in the junk right quick!


you need 3 quarts of dandelion blossoms, picked dry- free from rain or dew.

wash, shake dry, place in a big crock. add 2 gallons of boiling water and leave it for a day and a half,strin and add 7 lbs sugar.

roll around 6 oranges and 6 lemons, treating them roughly without breaking the rinds. slice them, leaving the skins on. add them.

add a couple of handfuls of raisins(seedless). stir real well, and let it sit for a day.

add 1 cake of yeast and 1 envelope of yeast. stir well then strain again, use pre-wetted muslin a kitchen towel.

get some bottles with screw on 2 piece lids, screw on the edges with muslin over the top, fill to brimming. set them aside in a cool spot (root cellars are great here, and easy enough to make) for 6 months.

when they aren't any more bubbles or 6 months later, whichever comes LAST you can screw the lids on.

the less messed with your water is the better. som soft waters work real well, but the best i ever had came from a really iron filled well.

kids, don't try this at home!
 
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Yar! Thar be a mighty fine history of Grog here fer thes of ye wot can read.

Grog be a term as broad as ye seas, but, fer the most parrrt, it be a combination of Rum, Waater, an a bit o' honey (or sugar) with a squeeze o' lime.
 


Everyone knows, the final, finishing ingredient to a good batch of grog is battery acid.

It's also great for burning through locks.

And mugs.

...

Nobody is gonna get this joke... *sigh*
 

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