Pirate Raid!

[Jack Haggerty]

Jack swings in from the yardarm with a cutlass between his teeth, and a brace of pistols in his belt.

*AHEM!*

This isn't piracy, ladies and gentlemen, it is simply a pre-emptive salvage operation.

Now if you would kindly heave to and prepare to be boarded, we would be much obliged.

 

[Lisa Nadazdy]

Cthulhu and I are old drinking buddies.

You would not believe how much rum it takes to put him under.....

 

[Creamsteak]

I will not surrender my dice bag! I will not surrender myself! I will not die because of Cthulu!

Oh wait, I was wrong...

 

[Thindul the Gnome]

a small and oddly dressed gnome pops in and starts picking the pockets of the pirates as they relieve the passengers of their dice bags. After claiming a few he looks around.

Upon seeing Cthulu he is utterly terrified, but the madness takes over, so he sneaks up on and Kicks Cthulu in the junk and takes his wallet.

Tries to pop out again, but finds the batteries dead on the universal translocater.

Uh-oh.