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Message: <blockquote data-quote="steeldragons" data-source="post: 5293991" data-attributes="member: 92511">4) The cavalier draws his weapon (presumably a sword of some kind) to find a bouquet of flowers attached to the hilt instead of a blade. This would probably be fantastically fun/funny for the pixie, but could be potentially hazardous for the cavalier (and the rest of the party) if this prank went off during an actual combat. It would be illusory, of course. But no doubt cause some initial panic for the fighter.5) Any/all kinds of decorative things. Change his hair color. Give him a purple moustache. Paint hearts or stars or some kind of cutesy thing all over his armor and/or shield. This could be an illusion...or actual paint! Which then, of course, would probably involve hunting down and forcing the pixie to clean it.6) Hit the cavalier with her glitterdust so he can be a pretty bright shining knight riding into battle...while a paladin might enjoy this and perhaps even frighten foes with his shining glittery might, the pixie would naturally choose to do this when he was trying to be stealthy/sneaking. 7) If arguments or threats ensue, "Pixie, if you mess with my horse one more time I'll split you in two!", I see no reason at all the pixie wouldn't glue the cav's sword into its scabbard. "Threaten ME will ya? Let's see you hurt me without your sword." (which would no doubt lead to a chase with the paladin attempting to throttle the lil' faerie neck.) 8) More on the mischief tip...there's always tripping him up when he dismounts...attempting to be the impressive mounted warrior, landing face first in the mud. Along the same lines...tie his cape/cloak (again assuming he has one) to his saddle. So he rides up...cavalierly (buh-dum-bump <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />. Dismounts. Addresses the party with a manly-in-charge-paladinic speech. Struts from his mount only to be jerked back a few steps later.9) Along the lines of above, regaling his cloak/cape/tabbard/tunic with bows or ribbons or other "pretty" things. And/or change the color of same tunic/tabbard mid-fight. Nothing strikes the fear of the gods into evil-doers like a paladin with the crest of his righteous deity emblazoned on his pastel/Easter colored clothing. Maybe unable to make up her mind (a la the end of "Sleeping Beauty" with the tunic changing round to round...pink!...nah, sky blue...no no, lavendar...maybe baby chick yellow...hmmm...I've always liked chartreuse...10) Please express my sincere apologies to your cavalier should/when/if any of these suggestions actually befall him. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />--Steel Dragons</blockquote>

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