- DDI will fizzle and Gleemax will lose their contract.
- Vin Diesel will publicly denounce 4e and will start a broad public campaign for WotC to return to its 3.5 rules set. Vin's the Chuck Norris of geekdom.
- WotC will ban use of the word 'cool' from its flavor text and promos.
- Phanatons and not dragonborn are actually the "mystery race."
- One of the epic destinies is similar to super saiyan and becomes the next hulking hurler.
- Dwarf females enjoy a boom as a race/gender option in 4e.