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<blockquote data-quote="MarauderX" data-source="post: 1253473" data-attributes="member: 9990"><p>To add some to the list:</p><p></p><p>- Caffine addicts, who nervously fidget until their turn at which time they are shaking so much they knock a bunch of minis over Quote: "I move to flank the fighter- n-n-NO! wait, I want t-t-to flank the cleric! Whoops!"</p><p></p><p>- Disinterested Loremaster, who reads the manuals looking for a fighter PrC his wizard PC will never be able to take, and upon his turn asks what's going on. Quote: "Huh? Oh, it's my turn? Who's attacking us? A troll? I cast... hmm... not burning hands.... I cast, um, i dunno... magic missle on it. Roll damage? Oh, right."</p><p></p><p>- Stubborn Rules Dictator DM turned Player, who finds fault with all of your house rules plus the regular rules that you didn't touch, claiming his house rules are better and should have been incorporated since the beginning. Quote: "Fine, I try to turn the SUPER-DUPER-ENHANCED-UBER zombies, ONCE AGAIN, even though it should have worked LAST time, if we were using MY rules..."</p><p></p><p>- Mathematica Automatica, who automatically assumes everything in a town is free, never spends gold on anything including magic items, and never knows what is in her equipment list, assuming she carries one of each, of course. Quote: "Spell component costs? Spells don't cost money, are you crazy? They do? Oh. Well, I just subtract that out of whatever I have, I am sure I have plenty of gold."</p><p></p><p>- Scopiopath, who thinks that nothing the DM would mention or throw at them is beyond their CR (hence, within their scope), and everything should be persued and slaughtered, if only for the XP. Quote: "Where are you guys running to? We can take these 8 giants on, we're 4th level after all! C'mon, don't be wimps, the DM wouldn't kill all of us!"</p><p></p><p>- Angsty Lone Wolf Renegade, who refuses to be a team player by doing everything while away from the party, and never needs anyone else's help. Also known as the Suicidal Soloist. Quote: "I don't care what you guys do. Fight them if you want, Drizzt wants to sneak over to the BBEG and pickpocket her purse."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MarauderX, post: 1253473, member: 9990"] To add some to the list: - Caffine addicts, who nervously fidget until their turn at which time they are shaking so much they knock a bunch of minis over Quote: "I move to flank the fighter- n-n-NO! wait, I want t-t-to flank the cleric! Whoops!" - Disinterested Loremaster, who reads the manuals looking for a fighter PrC his wizard PC will never be able to take, and upon his turn asks what's going on. Quote: "Huh? Oh, it's my turn? Who's attacking us? A troll? I cast... hmm... not burning hands.... I cast, um, i dunno... magic missle on it. Roll damage? Oh, right." - Stubborn Rules Dictator DM turned Player, who finds fault with all of your house rules plus the regular rules that you didn't touch, claiming his house rules are better and should have been incorporated since the beginning. Quote: "Fine, I try to turn the SUPER-DUPER-ENHANCED-UBER zombies, ONCE AGAIN, even though it should have worked LAST time, if we were using MY rules..." - Mathematica Automatica, who automatically assumes everything in a town is free, never spends gold on anything including magic items, and never knows what is in her equipment list, assuming she carries one of each, of course. Quote: "Spell component costs? Spells don't cost money, are you crazy? They do? Oh. Well, I just subtract that out of whatever I have, I am sure I have plenty of gold." - Scopiopath, who thinks that nothing the DM would mention or throw at them is beyond their CR (hence, within their scope), and everything should be persued and slaughtered, if only for the XP. Quote: "Where are you guys running to? We can take these 8 giants on, we're 4th level after all! C'mon, don't be wimps, the DM wouldn't kill all of us!" - Angsty Lone Wolf Renegade, who refuses to be a team player by doing everything while away from the party, and never needs anyone else's help. Also known as the Suicidal Soloist. Quote: "I don't care what you guys do. Fight them if you want, Drizzt wants to sneak over to the BBEG and pickpocket her purse." [/QUOTE]
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