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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Creamsteak" data-source="post: 1675715" data-attributes="member: 552">Recently had a 1-shot adventure with a minotaur for a player character. The PCs rescued a cow that was under attack by twig-blights. The minotaur carries off the cattle in the direction of the barn (because it was injured and would likely need to recouperate).I scratched my head for a second, unsure of what this lingering thought in my head was. Then I said, "You know... there's something odd about a minotaur carrying a knocked out cow over his shoulder and into a dark barn..."And then it hit me what my mind wanted NOT to think about. It also hit everyone else in the group in the same moment. Laughter ensued, mockery of the DM followed.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Right now they love to call anything weird, "crazy world" after a couple of different psuedo-real dungeons they traversed. It's not even the group that had the adventure in the monster's foggy troll-ridden lower intestines either.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Player name: Nathan Smith, Character Name: Nat-han Smite, PaladinEvery once in a while they have to say his name in the drollest heroic manner possible just to anger me. Almost always to someone knightly or a paladin.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Because of one of my previous players, they started callying guides "gayds." Now just about any ranger or druid could end up with that nickname at some point.</blockquote>

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