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<blockquote data-quote="Twowolves" data-source="post: 1681907" data-attributes="member: 18093">Once upon a time, we were fighting a party of vampires; vampire fighter, vampire wizard, vampire cleric, etc. Our agnostic cleric (he was 10th lvl, but only could cast 1st and 2nd lvl spells) had fled, the fighter was bleeding to death, the 4th lvl cleric out of spells, the wizard was trapped by a Maze spell, and myself, the druid, had resorted to melee. The vampires, being the regerating sort, were at full hp. The other players looked at me and asked if we should run, to which I reply....&quot;Run?? We've got them right where we want them!&quot;(We won that battle, btw.) Whenever having a &quot;philosophical debate&quot; about how the rules worked back in the days before 3rd edition, we'd always come up with a hypothetical situation and our test subject would be a goblin. &quot;So you take a goblin....&quot; Even if the question had nothing to do with a creature at all, we'd start the question &quot;So you take a goblin, get rid of the goblin, then you.....&quot;Also, some random tidbits from various campaigns:&quot;You want the Fireball here?&quot; &quot;No, here.&quot; &quot;You mean HERE, don't you?&quot; &quot;No, I want it HERE.&quot; &quot;Ooooo-Kay... now your unconscious body is on fire.&quot;&quot;FLURRY O' BLOWS!!&quot; (or sometimes &quot;Flurry... of blows.&quot;)&quot;Torm guide my hand!&quot;&quot;That was my roll!&quot;&quot;I'm saving it for the BIG fight.&quot;&quot;Coooooold steel!&quot;&quot;Can I have a monkey?&quot;Twowolves Howling</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Twowolves, post: 1681907, member: 18093"] Once upon a time, we were fighting a party of vampires; vampire fighter, vampire wizard, vampire cleric, etc. Our agnostic cleric (he was 10th lvl, but only could cast 1st and 2nd lvl spells) had fled, the fighter was bleeding to death, the 4th lvl cleric out of spells, the wizard was trapped by a Maze spell, and myself, the druid, had resorted to melee. The vampires, being the regerating sort, were at full hp. The other players looked at me and asked if we should run, to which I reply.... "Run?? We've got them right where we want them!" (We won that battle, btw.) Whenever having a "philosophical debate" about how the rules worked back in the days before 3rd edition, we'd always come up with a hypothetical situation and our test subject would be a goblin. "So you take a goblin...." Even if the question had nothing to do with a creature at all, we'd start the question "So you take a goblin, get rid of the goblin, then you....." Also, some random tidbits from various campaigns: "You want the Fireball here?" "No, here." "You mean HERE, don't you?" "No, I want it HERE." "Ooooo-Kay... now your unconscious body is on fire." "FLURRY O' BLOWS!!" (or sometimes "Flurry... of blows.") "Torm guide my hand!" "That was my roll!" "I'm saving it for the BIG fight." "Coooooold steel!" "Can I have a monkey?" Twowolves Howling [/QUOTE]

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