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<blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 4900032" data-attributes="member: 19675"><p>You play enough D&D, you get events like that.</p><p></p><p>For us, it was at the beginning of a campaign.</p><p></p><p>We were attacked by Harpies, and the quick-thinking Druid hit them with an Entangle as they did a strafing run through some foliage- snagged them all!</p><p></p><p>That was when the dice went sour.</p><p></p><p>We only had a few PCs with ranged weaponry- a guy with a bow, a guy with a throwing hammer, one with a sling, and the Wiz had a dagger.</p><p></p><p>The guy with the Hammer is venturing into the area of the Entangle to retrieve his hammer and the Wiz' dagger.</p><p></p><p>Most of the to-hit rolls were low. When we<em> did</em> hit, no attack did more than 3HP damage. We finish off the first Harpy just as the Entangle is starting to expire...</p><p></p><p>So the Druid does Entangle #2...and our futility continues. The dice continue to stay as low as a soldier under fire.</p><p></p><p>The guy with the Hammer is, by now, having to venture into the area of the Entangle to retrieve arrows that have missed. The PC with the sling is now using rocks.</p><p></p><p>Harpy #2 is near death but still fighting and Harpy #3 is <em>untouched</em> when Entangle #2 is expiring, so the Druid pops Entangle #3.</p><p></p><p>My PC and the hammer-thrower are apologizing to the Harpies- in character- for the cruel deaths that we are inflicting upon them...especially after the hammer-thrower <em>retrieved the Wizard's dagger out of the still-living Harpy#2 so the Wizard could throw it again.</em> But he doesn't leave the Entangle area until after he stabs the dying Harpy with that dagger to finish it off.</p><p></p><p>By now, all of the arrows have been used, either striking the Harpies or being broken downrange. <strong> EVERYONE ELSE IS THROWING ROCKS.</strong></p><p></p><p>The last Harpy dies just before Entangle #3 does.</p><p></p><p>All of this time, our DM has been flabbergasted- absolutely red faced and flustered- at the action. "F$%^&ing <em>Entangle!</em> That spell is <em>broken!</em>" *rant*rant*rant*</p><p></p><p>To which the Druid's player huffily responded "Well, it was either that or Create Food & Water! The Harpies could have had a meal and a bath!"</p><p></p><p>LOLs abounded.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dannyalcatraz, post: 4900032, member: 19675"] You play enough D&D, you get events like that. For us, it was at the beginning of a campaign. We were attacked by Harpies, and the quick-thinking Druid hit them with an Entangle as they did a strafing run through some foliage- snagged them all! That was when the dice went sour. We only had a few PCs with ranged weaponry- a guy with a bow, a guy with a throwing hammer, one with a sling, and the Wiz had a dagger. The guy with the Hammer is venturing into the area of the Entangle to retrieve his hammer and the Wiz' dagger. Most of the to-hit rolls were low. When we[I] did[/I] hit, no attack did more than 3HP damage. We finish off the first Harpy just as the Entangle is starting to expire... So the Druid does Entangle #2...and our futility continues. The dice continue to stay as low as a soldier under fire. The guy with the Hammer is, by now, having to venture into the area of the Entangle to retrieve arrows that have missed. The PC with the sling is now using rocks. Harpy #2 is near death but still fighting and Harpy #3 is [I]untouched[/I] when Entangle #2 is expiring, so the Druid pops Entangle #3. My PC and the hammer-thrower are apologizing to the Harpies- in character- for the cruel deaths that we are inflicting upon them...especially after the hammer-thrower [I]retrieved the Wizard's dagger out of the still-living Harpy#2 so the Wizard could throw it again.[/I] But he doesn't leave the Entangle area until after he stabs the dying Harpy with that dagger to finish it off. By now, all of the arrows have been used, either striking the Harpies or being broken downrange. [B] EVERYONE ELSE IS THROWING ROCKS.[/B] The last Harpy dies just before Entangle #3 does. All of this time, our DM has been flabbergasted- absolutely red faced and flustered- at the action. "F$%^&ing [I]Entangle![/I] That spell is [I]broken![/I]" *rant*rant*rant* To which the Druid's player huffily responded "Well, it was either that or Create Food & Water! The Harpies could have had a meal and a bath!" LOLs abounded. [/QUOTE]
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