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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 4900321" data-attributes="member: 19675">From the same DM and campaign as The Battle of the Brutal Slaughter of the Harpies came another classic incident.He had our party encountering a tribe in the wilderness, and he was struggling with the Chief's welcoming speech, which had a part something like "We are a tribe of hunter-gatherers...well, more hunters than gatherers...um...well we gather a lot too..."  I interrupted (mimicking his "Chief voice") with "Argh! "more hunters than gatherers?" Who wrote this speech?  Bring me the royal speechwriter's head!  This is CRAP!"My shenanigans started a gigglefest that took a good 15-20 minutes to end.*****At a later date, we were playing RIFTS, and one player had lost track of the fact that someone else had already found what the party was looking for and was bugging out.  He burst into the camp's mess hall, all fierce, black and deadly in his captured SAMAS armor...only to encounter unarmed kitchen workers.  They had no clue as to what he was looking for, despite his demands and threats, backed up with displays of physical violence (breaking tables, firing his weapon, etc.)  FINALLY, someone in the group got his attention and told him we had accomplished the mission and he left.We chose that moment to break to get drinks for the kitchen, and I started with: "Imagine these guys, 10 years from now...(w/Mexican accent- we're in Texas, after all) "Miguel, Lupe and I were just minding our business, when some madman burst into the mess hall firing his big gun and making threats.  We had no idea what he wanted...I think he was high!"  "Yeah...maybe he had the munchies something fierce...and he was all like "Where are the Oreo Cookies?  C'mon M-F!  WHERE ARE THE OREO COOKIES!"At that point, everyone lapsed into similar accents and "role-played" aspects of his attack as a stoner in SAMAS with the munchies...with him supplying the appropriately altered dialog for his PC.We laughed like it was a Cheech and Chong movie, and didn't game for the rest of the night."WHERE ARE THE OREO COOKIES!" is still a show-stopper for that game group.</blockquote>

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