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<blockquote data-quote="Mallus" data-source="post: 4901031" data-attributes="member: 3887">I'm tempted to recount the strange story of Glutinous Maximus, the partially-digested human monk/gelatinous cube hybrid who lost a political debate (ie, fistfight) with a possessed, magically enhanced bull (who later was Awakened to sapience with an 18 INT, won the election, and entered academia as a professor and founder of a field of study called semioxtic, under the name &quot;Umbullto Ego&quot;). Glutinous went on to die, be reborn in the Land of the Dead, and eventually be made part of the harem of Malshabbazidek, Father of the Nine Hundred and Ninety Four Whores, where he currently spends his days pioneering new forms of pornography for his demonic master.Which was (mostly) the fault of one player, who posts here as Atlatl Jones, in case you'd like to assign blame (or credit).&nbsp;Or the Gospel of Treasure the Pig, who was elevated to divinity on the strength of pure, on-the-spot player b*llshit.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mallus, post: 4901031, member: 3887"] I'm tempted to recount the strange story of Glutinous Maximus, the partially-digested human monk/gelatinous cube hybrid who lost a political debate (ie, fistfight) with a possessed, magically enhanced bull (who later was Awakened to sapience with an 18 INT, won the election, and entered academia as a professor and founder of a field of study called semioxtic, under the name "Umbullto Ego"). Glutinous went on to die, be reborn in the Land of the Dead, and eventually be made part of the harem of Malshabbazidek, Father of the Nine Hundred and Ninety Four Whores, where he currently spends his days pioneering new forms of pornography for his demonic master. Which was (mostly) the fault of one player, who posts here as Atlatl Jones, in case you'd like to assign blame (or credit). Or the Gospel of Treasure the Pig, who was elevated to divinity on the strength of pure, on-the-spot player b*llshit. [/QUOTE]

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