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<blockquote data-quote="Ralts Bloodthorne" data-source="post: 2916591" data-attributes="member: 6390"><p>Everyone in the party has secrets. We have a 12th level cleric who turns into a woman whenever he uses his (her?) divine magic. Oh, yeah, and if the spell is above 4th level, he (she?) is surrounded by the crying and moaning of some God. The rest of the party knows, I'm usually staring off into space waiting for my turn.</p><p></p><p>The rogue has a metal mask over his face, that when we tried Dispel Magic, turned red hot and we had to use chill metal to keep him alive. Wonder what that's about? Oh well, when he dies, <strong>I'm going to make my Paladin Skeleton wear it!!!</strong></p><p></p><p>We have a Ranger with a wolf that's covered with porcupine quills instead of fur. Oh yeah, and who sucks with a bow. She's crazy, BTW, because she has a skull she talks too and pets all the time. She says it's her husband's, I think she found it in a ditch.</p><p></p><p>We have another fighter who doesn't know that after the Mind Flayer ate his brain, we stuffed his head full of rags and rocks and THEN cast ressurection. Out of all of us, he's the only one that has to reroll initiative every round.</p><p></p><p>So it's not like I'm the Lone Ranger here. Sure, I'm crazy, my mage has quotes like...</p><p></p><p>"I don't know, he said something about being sexually attracted to Longorth and burst into flames. I think Treva did it!?"</p><p></p><p>"Saaaay, are you fireproof?"</p><p></p><p>Apparently the Paladin was OK with the Ranger making a shelter out of blackened and warped skulls, and the rogue using Water Breathing to loot the bottom of the bay. But not with the wizard.</p><p></p><p>As for being the one who always causes trouble, well, we can never forget when we infiltrated a keep that had fallen to the enemy to get the maps out, and suddenly Treva yells: "I'LL DRINK ALL OF YOUR BLOOD!" and jumps into the middle of a parade dress formation.</p><p></p><p>Luckily, she's fireproof.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ralts Bloodthorne, post: 2916591, member: 6390"] Everyone in the party has secrets. We have a 12th level cleric who turns into a woman whenever he uses his (her?) divine magic. Oh, yeah, and if the spell is above 4th level, he (she?) is surrounded by the crying and moaning of some God. The rest of the party knows, I'm usually staring off into space waiting for my turn. The rogue has a metal mask over his face, that when we tried Dispel Magic, turned red hot and we had to use chill metal to keep him alive. Wonder what that's about? Oh well, when he dies, [b]I'm going to make my Paladin Skeleton wear it!!![/b] We have a Ranger with a wolf that's covered with porcupine quills instead of fur. Oh yeah, and who sucks with a bow. She's crazy, BTW, because she has a skull she talks too and pets all the time. She says it's her husband's, I think she found it in a ditch. We have another fighter who doesn't know that after the Mind Flayer ate his brain, we stuffed his head full of rags and rocks and THEN cast ressurection. Out of all of us, he's the only one that has to reroll initiative every round. So it's not like I'm the Lone Ranger here. Sure, I'm crazy, my mage has quotes like... "I don't know, he said something about being sexually attracted to Longorth and burst into flames. I think Treva did it!?" "Saaaay, are you fireproof?" Apparently the Paladin was OK with the Ranger making a shelter out of blackened and warped skulls, and the rogue using Water Breathing to loot the bottom of the bay. But not with the wizard. As for being the one who always causes trouble, well, we can never forget when we infiltrated a keep that had fallen to the enemy to get the maps out, and suddenly Treva yells: "I'LL DRINK ALL OF YOUR BLOOD!" and jumps into the middle of a parade dress formation. Luckily, she's fireproof. [/QUOTE]
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