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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 688921" data-attributes="member: 4134">85 - You cannot walk. You must either skip, crawl, or hop around.86 - At the sight of any living creature, you start to scream and run away from it at top speed. Controversely, you engage the undead and constructs in conversations about the weather.87 - You must say aloud everything you think.88 - You begin and end every single sentence with "sirrah".89 - Your bones jingle90 - You sweat honey whenever you come closer than 200ft to a bear or a beehive91 - You attract skunks which follow you around everywhere92 - You lose control of your eye movement93 - You bekome knurd, which is the opposite of drunk. You have to drink at least one gallon of hard liquor to rise to the level of merely sober.94 - You get black skin and white hair (dangerous if elf)95 - Your size randomly changes to (1d10+5) * 10% of the original value, once per hour. Your gear doesn't adjust.96 - You randomly become either corporeal or incorporeal.97 - You are followed by our own personal rain cloud, while it's nice warm, dry weather a mile around you.98 - You are followed by a spot-light that illuminates you at all times. The light has no apparent source99 - You must laugh at everything you are told, the more tragic, the harder you laugh100 - all of the above <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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