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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Whizbang Dustyboots" data-source="post: 3440054" data-attributes="member: 11760">Cloacinus smacks his lips together as he puts down his drink, having created another clean spot and revealing some more skin."Getting into the Bankers or the Delvers? They's different parts of the sewer system." But he doesn't wait for an answer, getting few chances to expound on Oldtown's sewer system. "Thems as guard Dalenguard, they don't like Delvers sneaking around they's foundation so much, so not many of them go poking around in the sewers. This might be good for the Commissar, so he don't have no Delver poking up at him with a spear when he's sitting on the privy, but it's not so good for System Monitors, as it means that's a part of the system where your ratlings, your ratlords, your ratbrutes, they all likes to hide around there. As long as they don't go sticking a spear up into the Commissar's nethers, no one bothers them, except us, and we's outnumbered."Now, over by the Delvers' tower, that's a pretty good patroled sewer. Them Delvers like to duck around a corner, pop off the sewer cover and Tordek's your uncle. You could probably have a picnic there with no one to bother you. We likes to haze them as are new to the sewers by abandoning them there in the dark, where we knows not much horrible is likely to grab them by the ankle and pull them under, stripping the flesh from their bones as they drown in the muck, no one to hear their cries of terror."So, buy us another drink?"</blockquote>

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