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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Whizbang Dustyboots" data-source="post: 3500820" data-attributes="member: 11760">Inside The Cat & The Fiddle, Heda Littlelark squeezes her accordion and begins to sing."Have you heard the Gnomish band?With a bangWith a boomWith a bing-bang bing-bang boom!Ah, have you heard the Gnomish band?With a bangWith a boomWith a bing-bang bing-bang boom!"* * *Tucker is just about to turn around and find out what all the noise in the back of the cart is when the rapier suddenly juts out of the shoulder of his armor a moment before being whisked back out.It takes him, and Stotch, a moment to realize the sword tip simply scratched its way across the meat of his shoulder but failed to penetrate.* * *"Human folk songs and Elvish ooh-la-laCan't compare with a Gnomish oom-pah-pah!I'm saying …Have you heard the Gnomish band?With a zetz, with a zap, with a zing ...Dwarven polkas, they're stupid and they're rotten!It don't mean a thing if it ain't got thatSchweigen-reigen-schone-schutzen-schmutzen sauerbraten!"* * *Katadid finds himself on the floor of the cart, face down in what smells like half-rotten burlap and the unmistakable smell of something related to apples. Everyone seems to be standing around him except for Renraw, who is on a pile atop him, all elbows and knees, preventing him from getting up and forcing his face into the old burlap sacking.* * *"Big finish!I'm sayin' ...Have you heard the Gnomish band?With a zetz, with a zap, with a zing ...It's the only kind of musicThat we gnomes and our honeysLove to sing!"* * *Before Tucker can take action against this attack, he's momentarily overwhelmed, as though a bright light just flashed in his eyes or a loud noise just filled his ears. Although he can see and hear, he's disoriented for a moment ...</blockquote>

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