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<blockquote data-quote="WarlockLord" data-source="post: 3778049" data-attributes="member: 40098">Well, I was hoping someone else would write the next encounter, but...The next day, our heroic kobold awakened.&nbsp; Entering the bar, which was staffed by the usual epic level wizard, the omnipotent kobold conversed with the wizard for a while, making him look like a complete idiot.The mighty kobold continued on his journey, until he met a drow who was surrounded by a bunch of admiring, glasses-wearing teenagers.&nbsp; &quot;You are probably the most awesome character in the universe, because you have a panther and hit people real well with pointed sticks.&nbsp; That's awesome, dude.&quot;The frothing fanboys pointed at the kobold.&nbsp; &quot;Hey, dude.&nbsp; Take down that kobold.&quot;&quot;But isn't that anti-kobold stereotyping?&quot; asked the drow.&quot;But kobolds are evil.&nbsp; And they say you should, like, fight evildoers.&quot;Drizz't knew he would lose much of his power if he embarrassed his fanboys, so he drew his scimitars and rushed Pun-pun.&nbsp; An epic battle occured, mainly because Pun-pun was capable of literally anything, where Drizz't was an annoying fanboy magnet.&nbsp; Drizz't hit the ground hard and died.&nbsp; However, Pun-pun had ignored one thing- the army of the clones created by the fanboys.&nbsp; Pun-pun had ignored them because they were weak and unoptimized, and merely waved his hand, extinguishing all of them and making the world a better place.Pun-pun was again carried away by the hordes of Drizz't haters.Someone else want to write another chapter? I don't know much about Gygax (besides the fact that he created D&amp;D) or Ao (besides the fact he's the uber-god).</blockquote>

[QUOTE="WarlockLord, post: 3778049, member: 40098"] Well, I was hoping someone else would write the next encounter, but... The next day, our heroic kobold awakened. Entering the bar, which was staffed by the usual epic level wizard, the omnipotent kobold conversed with the wizard for a while, making him look like a complete idiot. The mighty kobold continued on his journey, until he met a drow who was surrounded by a bunch of admiring, glasses-wearing teenagers. "You are probably the most awesome character in the universe, because you have a panther and hit people real well with pointed sticks. That's awesome, dude." The frothing fanboys pointed at the kobold. "Hey, dude. Take down that kobold." "But isn't that anti-kobold stereotyping?" asked the drow. "But kobolds are evil. And they say you should, like, fight evildoers." Drizz't knew he would lose much of his power if he embarrassed his fanboys, so he drew his scimitars and rushed Pun-pun. An epic battle occured, mainly because Pun-pun was capable of literally anything, where Drizz't was an annoying fanboy magnet. Drizz't hit the ground hard and died. However, Pun-pun had ignored one thing- the army of the clones created by the fanboys. Pun-pun had ignored them because they were weak and unoptimized, and merely waved his hand, extinguishing all of them and making the world a better place. Pun-pun was again carried away by the hordes of Drizz't haters. Someone else want to write another chapter? I don't know much about Gygax (besides the fact that he created D&D) or Ao (besides the fact he's the uber-god). [/QUOTE]

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