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Message: <blockquote data-quote="PrometheanVigil" data-source="post: 7390646" data-attributes="member: 6703801">These imbred-donkeys need to calm the act-of-procreation down. I honestly can't fathom what goes through players heads when they think resorting to KGB-inspired solutions is what will solve this offensive-bodily-product.Your best thing is to talk it out but with the strong suggestion of having a PvP duel, potentially with the result of the duel being permadeath if you've got the reproductive-faculties to suggest it. That kind of suggestion 99% of the time causes players to calm the act-of-procreation down and actually realise, "hey, that's what happens when you roleplay and are an offensive-snooker-cue in insisting on doing something grotesque and act-of-procreation disgusting". And then that'll be nipped in the bud and the players will leave each other alone in the future. If you're playing with grown-ass adults, this should be straightforward and accepted without any offensive-animal-byproduct. If not, it's dueling time!Nah, I let em' fight in my games. Far more healthier -- if they do anything to endanger other players' games during their fight, they get punished. Hard. This is honestly a much better way of dealing with the problem than a mountain dew fueled backyard fistfight. And it's most assuredly better than just having "words". Grown-ass men don't listen to words, action is what counts. It ends up being the nerdiest act-of-procreation honor duel ever and we all further-act-of-procreation love it.Gods eye view, this sounds like a terrible situation at the table. Not because of the scenario but because of how it was handled. "Well, that's enough of that tomfoolery!" should not be an acceptable way of handling this offensive-bodily-product. You should totally just have the healer character heal the character being less of an inbred-donkey. That or something else much more authentic/realistic.Mind, I'm not specifically calling you on this. It's just a pattern of response/resolution that I see repeated countless times on forums and Q&A sites like RPG.SE alongside other really ill-advised solutions like Don't Split The Party(tm) etc...Always makes even the best campaigns even better, dunnit?</blockquote>

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