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Message: <blockquote data-quote="The Lemon Merchant" data-source="post: 125326" data-attributes="member: 2864">And he who is holy, yeah the most holy of holy, his holiness the Most Holy Wombat did come down from his dwelling in the Dreamtime and did say unto me, his most holy archiver, <dweefle>.  And I was struck dumb for I knew not what had caused he who is most holy to come down and rap me on the knot.  Yeah and again he said unto me <Dweefle> and the light of understanding poured into my mind through the lump that was beginning to form on it.  Lo I did look upon this thread and my curiousity did burn and so I quickly went unto my local gaming store and did aquire a copy of the Q Rogue, for I was greatly impressed with the Q Fighter and wanted to see what useful content it did contain.  And yeah I was scandalized by the artistic depiction of women and had to go back and check out my Q Fighter to see if this artist had been paid for his cheesecake in two books.  And lo, I beheld that it was true and thus I became aware of what had so roused the Most Holy Wombat from his slumber.  Taking upon myself the holy quest to purify the minds and bodies of those who enjoy this hobby I quickly rushed out and purchased all 5 copies of Q Rogue in order to seal them in the holy vault with my many Avalanche Press products and copies of Maxim, Stuff and Playboy.  And it was thus that I did return to my Playstation 2 where I was diligently working on getting all of the skimpy outfits for the female snowboarders in SSX Tricky, so that I could thus seal that memory card away in righteous indignation when he who is most holy did come down again and rap me upon the knot.   And he said unto me <DWEEFLE> and I know I had made a most grevious mistake, for he had not wanted me to take upon a holy quest to purify others as such things are hopeless and I should learn to let people make their own choices and remember that if they don't like it they don't have to buy it.  Yeah instead he had just wanted to make sure I got a copy before they sold out as he had forseen that the series would be a smashing success and didn't want me to miss out.  As penance I did go and remove the 5 copies from the holy vault and did give them to my friends so that they too would not miss out. A Humbled Holy Archiver<a href="http://inconnu.isu.edu/~bingo/wombat" target="_blank">For other Wombat writings if you are interested</a></blockquote>

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