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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Foxtail" data-source="post: 2015298" data-attributes="member: 25915">Based upon my recent scholarly work in the field of urban anthropology, I offer the following translations. I cannot be responsible for all possible permutations of the terms that I have translated, but I hope that this provides at least some understanding and a brief, but colorful, glimpse into this fascinating, exotic culture:"No jive, T-dog, check it; she took me to her crib, and while the honey went to get ready for me to smack that monkey, I went to get a forty, and all that was in her fridge was a fatty grippa old moldy grubs. I bailed."TRANSLATION:Seriously, my good friend, I accompanied the woman to her domicile, and while she was preparing herself to engage me in sexual congress, I ventured out to obtain a 40-oz. bottle of malt beverage, only to discover that the refrigerator contained naught but a large quantity of spoiled food. I departed forthwith."Yeah, the brother has a bomb ride, H-Honey."TRANSLATION:Indeed, that African-American gentleman has a fine automobile, my female friend."Gimme yer bling-bling, fool!"TRANSLATION:Pray surrender your oversized, excessive gold jewelry, thou bumbling knave![And oh, yeah... good review]</blockquote>