Quotes from Tonight's Session

Umbran

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A momentous session in my Deadlands game tonight, in which the PCs discovered what the overall plan of the BBEG (the evil voodoo king of New Orleans) is to make himself the richest, and most powerful man on the continent is. His plan will have, as byproducts, the destruction of at least one city, and the Confederacy likely finally winning the Civil War.

But the best part were the quotes of the evening:

"Even though you turned evil and killed people in the end, that doesn't make you a bad monkey."

"Murder's not working and that's all we are good at!"

"I don't trust voodoo pie."

"I am not going to enhance the octopus at all! I learned my lesson."

"Prognoctopus."

And, a few from previous sessions:

"My concern is not the legal aspect. It is the damnation aspect."

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Deaduary Party."

"You meddle with things men are not meant to know all the time!"

"Well, these are things we're meant to meddle with, I'm pretty sure..."

"I wasted four bullets on a monkey who's not dead yet!"
 

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Some good ones in there!

I had few (printable) quips in our last gaming session- the first playing a rules-light modern horror/monster fighting game:

"He just Mentos-ed the b***h!"

(A dude holding was holding a woman off the ground at arms length, and he just popped her head off, so there was blood fountaining from her neck...)



Later, I filked Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" into "Shot the Teacher" when she attacked the beta team...with her wasp-like stinger.
 

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