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<blockquote data-quote="hong" data-source="post: 240645" data-attributes="member: 537">The Preamble to the United Nations Charter, the hit point versionWE THE DESIGNERS OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS DETERMINEDto introduce succeeding generations to the scourge of war, which twice in our corporate history has brought untold profits to TSR, Wizards of the Coast and now Hasbro, andto reaffirm faith in hit points, in the dignity and worth of classes and levels, in the equal rights of men and women and of races large and small, andto establish conditions under which fairness and respect for the obligations arising from Dungeon Masters and other sources of rules law can be maintained, andto promote obesity, lack of exercise, poor personal hygiene and better standards of life in pursuit of decadence,AND FOR THESE ENDSto invade and despoil the dominions of uncooperative neighbours (&quot;go into dungeons&quot;), andto unite our strength to liquidate non-signatories by means of armed force (&quot;kill the monsters&quot;), andto ensure, by the acceptance of principles and the institution of methods, the proper economic and social advancement of all player characters (&quot;take their treasure&quot;),HAVE RESOLVED TO COMBINE OUR EFFORTS TO ACCOMPLISH THESE AIMSAccordingly, our respective Corporate Vice-Presidents, through representatives assembled in the city of Seattle, who have exhibited their full powers found to be in good and due form, have agreed to the present Charter of Dungeons and Dragons and do hereby establish a completely revised ruleset to be known as 3rd Edition.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="hong, post: 240645, member: 537"] [b][size=4][COLOR=skyblue]The Preamble to the United Nations Charter, the hit point version[/COLOR][/size][/b] WE THE DESIGNERS OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS DETERMINED to introduce succeeding generations to the scourge of war, which twice in our corporate history has brought untold profits to TSR, Wizards of the Coast and now Hasbro, and to reaffirm faith in hit points, in the dignity and worth of classes and levels, in the equal rights of men and women and of races large and small, and to establish conditions under which fairness and respect for the obligations arising from Dungeon Masters and other sources of rules law can be maintained, and to promote obesity, lack of exercise, poor personal hygiene and better standards of life in pursuit of decadence, AND FOR THESE ENDS to invade and despoil the dominions of uncooperative neighbours ("go into dungeons"), and to unite our strength to liquidate non-signatories by means of armed force ("kill the monsters"), and to ensure, by the acceptance of principles and the institution of methods, the proper economic and social advancement of all player characters ("take their treasure"), HAVE RESOLVED TO COMBINE OUR EFFORTS TO ACCOMPLISH THESE AIMS Accordingly, our respective Corporate Vice-Presidents, through representatives assembled in the city of Seattle, who have exhibited their full powers found to be in good and due form, have agreed to the present Charter of Dungeons and Dragons and do hereby establish a completely revised ruleset to be known as 3rd Edition. [/QUOTE]

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