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[RANT] Why are centaurs not humanoids / unplayable?
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<blockquote data-quote="Caliban" data-source="post: 6852416" data-attributes="member: 284"><p>Because they all have a giant horses ass and poor table manners. Where do 90% of adventures start? That's right, in the smoke filled, dimly lit tavern, from the hooded guy sitting in the shadowy corner in the back. How is your 1,000 plus pound horse-butt going to get through door and then navigate across the room of tables and patrons without stepping on feet and causing the tavern wench to spill the drinks she is carrying? Plus there is the issue of random horse droppings, because you still have the digestive system of a horse. </p><p></p><p>Face it, your a walking social disaster. No cryptic quest giver in their right mind is going to trust the fate of the known world with you. Centaurs just can't get the job done, and thus are never invited to join any of the better adventuring parties.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Caliban, post: 6852416, member: 284"] Because they all have a giant horses ass and poor table manners. Where do 90% of adventures start? That's right, in the smoke filled, dimly lit tavern, from the hooded guy sitting in the shadowy corner in the back. How is your 1,000 plus pound horse-butt going to get through door and then navigate across the room of tables and patrons without stepping on feet and causing the tavern wench to spill the drinks she is carrying? Plus there is the issue of random horse droppings, because you still have the digestive system of a horse. Face it, your a walking social disaster. No cryptic quest giver in their right mind is going to trust the fate of the known world with you. Centaurs just can't get the job done, and thus are never invited to join any of the better adventuring parties. [/QUOTE]
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