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Message: <blockquote data-quote="the Jester" data-source="post: 1704051" data-attributes="member: 1210">What about horror story music?  ICP, Twiztid, Dark Lotus and Blaze Ya Dead Homie have a lot of horror-story songs.  For instance, here are some Twiztid lyrics (edited for Grandma):Hom-Sha-BomJamie Madrox:Your whole life's about to change in the next twenty seconds,As you glance there's a lady runnin' at your car half-naked,Bleedin' from her neck to her chestAnd four guys chasin' her wit axes And they look f***in' possessed!Without thinking you unlock the door to lend a hand,Before she gets in the car they're approaching and coming fast.Hit the gas,She won't stop screaming;She keeps saying over and over That she was mauled by a demon!Blood, so much blood, it was unreal-She'd go quiet for a second then go nuts and grab the steering wheel.'Just calm the f*** down, you're scaring the s*** out of me!I'm gonna take you to the hospital and leave you in the lobby!You're gonna be fine-'Sidewiped in my blind sideBy a goose and a quarter with one headlight;Just then I looked him right in the face And seen two glowing eyes peerin' out of a pillow case.Now what the f*** is that?'I think your friends are back!Hey lady, wake up, you're bleeding all over the dash.'As I pushed her on the shoulderShe turned around and bit me,First the guys with the axes and now this bitch wants to kill me?chorusHom-Sha-Bom!Release the spirits and move along.They'll be coming!They'll be coming for you and it won't be long.Hom-Sha-Bom!Release the spirits and move along.They'll be coming!They'll be coming for you and it won't be long.This body doesn't belong to you!I know.This body never belonged to you!I know.This body doesn't belong to you!I know.This body never belonged to you!Just go!Monoxide:Now they're on both side of us;I can either run us both off of the roadOr crash into a school bus.I'm lookin' out, and see one of my front wheelsGo bouncing off a tree and now it's headed for my windshield!Pieces of glass are in my throatAnd this bitch is in the front seat laughing like it's a jokeAnd now I look, I see them comin'Walking, they got their axesAnd they're talking in Aramaic or maybe it was Latin.I'm kinda woozy and I'm starting to trip Cuz this bitch musta bit a f***ing hole in my wrist!I feel it thriving like a heart attack But I can't think about that and all I see is the end of a bloody axeCome smashin' through all of my windows on both sides,And all these hands grabbin' us out the ride,The choke hold's appliedAnd I'm thrown across the streetFace first and I'm so weak that I can barely even speak.It's gotta be some kind of cult or witch practice, Some sort of a horrific movie or black magic.All the blood in my eyes it couldn't hide, And by the screams I heard they must be ripping out her insides!chorusJamie Madrox:I can't see, too much blood inside of my eyesBut I can kind of make out silhouettes-To my surpriseI'm in the clear, No one surrounds me,But across the street it sounds just like the Exorcist movie.Screaming,Crying,Parked cars flying around and smashing into the ground,It's devastating.The strange mother f***ers with axes got her surrounded,I wonder if they're gonna kill her-My heart's pounding,Drowning in anticipation-I mean, if they kill her they're killing meAnd that's a f***ed up situation!She's changing into a demon with every chantThat they're saying in that language that I still don't understand,And a burst of light exploded-And the ground started shaking and the side of a building a portal opened! She doesn't look anything like she did before,She's got the body of a snakeWith wings and devil horns!chorusI know, I know, I know...This body never belonged to you!Just Go!!!!!Is this gaming-appropriate music?  I say hell yeah!</blockquote>

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