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<blockquote data-quote="Piratecat" data-source="post: 1164297" data-attributes="member: 2">I LOVE rat bastard players. That's my favorite moment as a DM, when a player pulls something out of my butt and just makes me stand there and blink.At GenCon, Zarathustran was playing the charming disguise expert in my Spycraft game. They were being chased along narrow mountain roads by lackeys for the bad guys. After the team computer expert patched into the On*Star system in the lackeys' cars, he got on the On*Star radio system and imitated the chief villains' voice.&quot;You idiots! I'm up here!&quot; Rolls his bluff, gets something amazing.&quot;Um.. sorry, boss!&quot;&quot;I swear, I can't trust you idiots to tie your own shoes. Let's go over it one more time. What was the plan again?&quot;&quot;But, boss...&quot;&quot;SILENCE! You will demonstrate to me that you're not totally incompetent, or....&quot;*gulp* &quot;Yes, boss. We agreed to meet...&quot;It was really just beautiful.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Piratecat, post: 1164297, member: 2"] I LOVE rat bastard players. That's my favorite moment as a DM, when a player pulls something out of my butt and just makes me stand there and blink. At GenCon, Zarathustran was playing the charming disguise expert in my Spycraft game. They were being chased along narrow mountain roads by lackeys for the bad guys. After the team computer expert patched into the On*Star system in the lackeys' cars, he got on the On*Star radio system and imitated the chief villains' voice. "You idiots! I'm up here!" Rolls his bluff, gets something amazing. "Um.. sorry, boss!" "I swear, I can't trust you idiots to tie your own shoes. Let's go over it one more time. What was the plan again?" "But, boss..." "SILENCE! You will demonstrate to me that you're not [i]totally[/i] incompetent, or...." *gulp* "Yes, boss. We agreed to meet..." It was really just beautiful. [/QUOTE]

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