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<blockquote data-quote="Michael Morris" data-source="post: 2639750" data-attributes="member: 87"><p>My Statler & Waldorf review, posted over at NTL</p><p></p><p><strong>Statler:</strong> Recently we were subjected to the torture of watching the second Dungeons & Dragons</p><p><strong>Waldorf:</strong> Torture? I wouldn't go that far. Torture would be the first film. This one is more like cruel and unusual punishment.</p><p><strong>Statler:</strong> Yes, on the second go around the franchise has definitely improved.</p><p><strong>Waldorf:</strong> It went from worst movie ever to almost the worst movie ever.</p><p><strong>Statler:</strong> The basic plot will be no surprise to anyone who's played the game for which the movie is based. Five heroes are assembled into a party and go on a quest to save the world.</p><p><strong>Waldorf:</strong> Yeah, name your favorite fantasy cliche and you'll find it here. Sexy barbarian chick in chainmail - check</p><p><strong>Statler:</strong> Dissappointingly though it wasn't very revealing.</p><p><strong>Waldorf:</strong> Well, considering the low budget I'm not surprised. It takes some serious special effects to design gravity defying erotic armor.</p><p><strong>Statler:</strong> <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" /> Still dissapointing.</p><p><strong>Waldorf:</strong> Next cliche is the lazy halfling thief.</p><p><strong>Statler:</strong> The Pious priest</p><p><strong>Waldorf:</strong> The elven wizard.</p><p><strong>Statler:</strong> And so on. If you've played D&D, you've seen this line up before. The authors went to some pain to work in multiple monsters and magic items from the game into the plot without being painfully obvious - a wand of lightning bolts, ring of the ram, gem of seeing and a magic sword of some type make obvious appearances, and the references to Greyhawk's deities and locations are far more numerous this time.</p><p><strong>Waldorf:</strong> All feel good stuff for the gamers, but likely to fly over the general population's head. All kidding aside, this movie is about average for Hollywood these days.</p><p><strong>Statler:</strong> Which is to say it was terrible.</p><p><strong>Waldorf:</strong> But in a better than horrible way.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael Morris, post: 2639750, member: 87"] My Statler & Waldorf review, posted over at NTL [b]Statler:[/b] Recently we were subjected to the torture of watching the second Dungeons & Dragons [b]Waldorf:[/b] Torture? I wouldn't go that far. Torture would be the first film. This one is more like cruel and unusual punishment. [b]Statler:[/b] Yes, on the second go around the franchise has definitely improved. [b]Waldorf:[/b] It went from worst movie ever to almost the worst movie ever. [b]Statler:[/b] The basic plot will be no surprise to anyone who's played the game for which the movie is based. Five heroes are assembled into a party and go on a quest to save the world. [b]Waldorf:[/b] Yeah, name your favorite fantasy cliche and you'll find it here. Sexy barbarian chick in chainmail - check [b]Statler:[/b] Dissappointingly though it wasn't very revealing. [b]Waldorf:[/b] Well, considering the low budget I'm not surprised. It takes some serious special effects to design gravity defying erotic armor. [b]Statler:[/b] :heh: Still dissapointing. [b]Waldorf:[/b] Next cliche is the lazy halfling thief. [b]Statler:[/b] The Pious priest [b]Waldorf:[/b] The elven wizard. [b]Statler:[/b] And so on. If you've played D&D, you've seen this line up before. The authors went to some pain to work in multiple monsters and magic items from the game into the plot without being painfully obvious - a wand of lightning bolts, ring of the ram, gem of seeing and a magic sword of some type make obvious appearances, and the references to Greyhawk's deities and locations are far more numerous this time. [b]Waldorf:[/b] All feel good stuff for the gamers, but likely to fly over the general population's head. All kidding aside, this movie is about average for Hollywood these days. [b]Statler:[/b] Which is to say it was terrible. [b]Waldorf:[/b] But in a better than horrible way. [/QUOTE]
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