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<blockquote data-quote="Mark Chance" data-source="post: 2409010" data-attributes="member: 2795">10 Reasons Why the Fantastic Four Was a Lame Movie:1. Doom isn't a scary dictator. He's a petulant, evil capitalist upset that Reed stole his girlfriend.2. The people of Latveria award Doom's achievements with the traditional Iron Fright Mask of Evil.3. Doom doesn't even have a Latverian accent.4. The Thing is about five-foot-six.5. &quot;We'll never get through this crowd...unless one of us can elbow people aside. Quick, Sue, turn invisible and strip!&quot;6. &quot;You mean I can ignite the entire atmosphere and kill everyone on Earth. Neat. I'm gonna go race dirt bikes!&quot;7. &quot;Until death do us part. Or until you turn into a walking Rice Krispies Treat.&quot;8. The Thing can't understand basic college science jargon, but he can pilot a space shuttle and reverse his transformation.9. Being stretchy means the toilet paper is never out of reach.10. Alicia falls in love with the Thing because he's bumpy and sad.Plus one to grow on:11. &quot;Hi! My name is Susie! I'm a geneticist! *giggle*&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mark Chance, post: 2409010, member: 2795"] 10 Reasons Why the [u]Fantastic Four[/u] Was a Lame Movie: 1. Doom isn't a scary dictator. He's a petulant, evil capitalist upset that Reed stole his girlfriend. 2. The people of Latveria award Doom's achievements with the traditional Iron Fright Mask of Evil. 3. Doom doesn't even have a Latverian accent. 4. The Thing is about five-foot-six. 5. "We'll never get through this crowd...unless one of us can elbow people aside. Quick, Sue, turn invisible and strip!" 6. "You mean I can ignite the entire atmosphere and kill everyone on Earth. Neat. I'm gonna go race dirt bikes!" 7. "Until death do us part. Or until you turn into a walking Rice Krispies Treat." 8. The Thing can't understand basic college science jargon, but he can pilot a space shuttle and reverse his transformation. 9. Being stretchy means the toilet paper is never out of reach. 10. Alicia falls in love with the Thing because he's bumpy and sad. Plus one to grow on: 11. "Hi! My name is Susie! I'm a geneticist! *giggle*" [/QUOTE]

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