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Message: <blockquote data-quote="StupidSmurf" data-source="post: 2548989" data-attributes="member: 35893">Very well. Very well. Since you asked so nicely.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /> I, John Terra, being of unsound mind and extremely good health, do so now officially beg forgiveness for my role in creating the abomination known as Castle Greyhawk. Specification: Willfully and with paycheck aforethought did create the entry known as "The Name of the Game."With the benefit of hindsight, we see now how Castle Greyhawk, aside from being just a poorly conceived idea, was also responsible for the depletion of the ozone layer, the creation of Al-Quaeeda, the rise of Neo-Nazism, and the main contributing factor in Paris Hilton acquiring any degree of fame. And, even as we speak, experts are hard at work creating a connection between Castle Greyhawk and the outrageous price of gas.I beg the forgiveness of the gaming community, the relatives of the gaming community, the household pets of the gaming community, and random peasants in Eastern Europe who as of yet have not heard of Castle Greyhawk, but inevitably will. I was young and needed the money. I was drunk. They made me do it. They had photos. They promised me candy. They promised me bigger projects. They promised me my own novel. They threatened to beat me up and take my lunch money. Actually, it wasn't me; it was my evil twin. No. Wait. It was a doppleganger. I was wearing a Helm of Opposite Alignment. The sun was in my eyes. I am not a crook. We don't do tests!!I had no idea that the foul putrescence of this module would extend unto the next generation. And I, for one, hang my head in shame for my dishonor. If I was a player of Oriental D&D, I'd be picking out a nice seppuku knife right about now.If anyone needs to contact me, I'll be busy working on that strand of rosary beads made of my old polyhedrons from the late 70's. As a further sign of my penitence I'll utter 45 "Hail Garys" and force myself to watch 8 consecutive showings of the "Dungeons and Dragons" movie, while my wife, dressed as Loviatar, will administer 40 lashes with a rolled up issue of Polyhedron. I am also going to acquire one of Nitro Ferguson's Hubcaps of Shame and wear it round my neck. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:"  data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" /></blockquote>

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