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<blockquote data-quote="kenobi65" data-source="post: 3638872" data-attributes="member: 1515"><p>(For those of you non-Americans, who are wondering, "WTF?", this is a spoof of Bud Light's "Real American Heroes / Real Men of Genius" ad campaign, which is a tongue-in-cheek salute to those who make American life worthwhile, like the guy who invented jean shorts.)</p><p></p><p>Dwarven ale presents Real DnD Heroes.</p><p><em>Real D N D Heeero-ohs!</em></p><p>Today we salute you, mister spiked-chain wielder.</p><p><em>Mister spiked-chain wielder!</em></p><p>You decided to specialize in a totally made-up piece of rules cheese.</p><p><em>Cheesy cheesy!</em></p><p>You make combat grind to a halt, with your reach, touch attacks, trip attacks, disarm attacks, and whatever the hell else you can do with that stupid chain.</p><p><em>Totally broken!</em></p><p>Because all the great warriors of myth and legend used a big honking length of chain with knives or something welded to it.</p><p><em>Knives or something!</em></p><p>So have yourself a nice Dwarven Ale, mister spiked chain wielder.</p><p><em>Real D N D Heeero-ohs!</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kenobi65, post: 3638872, member: 1515"] (For those of you non-Americans, who are wondering, "WTF?", this is a spoof of Bud Light's "Real American Heroes / Real Men of Genius" ad campaign, which is a tongue-in-cheek salute to those who make American life worthwhile, like the guy who invented jean shorts.) Dwarven ale presents Real DnD Heroes. [i]Real D N D Heeero-ohs![/i] Today we salute you, mister spiked-chain wielder. [i]Mister spiked-chain wielder![/i] You decided to specialize in a totally made-up piece of rules cheese. [i]Cheesy cheesy![/i] You make combat grind to a halt, with your reach, touch attacks, trip attacks, disarm attacks, and whatever the hell else you can do with that stupid chain. [i]Totally broken![/i] Because all the great warriors of myth and legend used a big honking length of chain with knives or something welded to it. [i]Knives or something![/i] So have yourself a nice Dwarven Ale, mister spiked chain wielder. [i]Real D N D Heeero-ohs![/i] [/QUOTE]
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