Real Men etc. in Your Favorite System

[mythusmage]

This thread and this web page inspired this thread. The assignment is to do a Real, Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies, and Munchkins turn using your favorite RPG system. I shall start it off with...

Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies, and Munchkins and Mythus

Initial Reaction
Real Men: You can go dino hunting!
Real Roleplayers: Intrigue. I just love intrigue.
Loonies: (Smile secretly after reading the write-up for Buffoonery.)
Munchkins: Look at all my hit points!

Favorite Vocation
Real Men: Cavalier
Real Roleplayers: Poet/Musician
Loonies: 12 year old slave fortune teller
Munchkins: 90 year old SEC 9 Alchemist/Mage with a life time supply of Potions of Youth and Potions of Immortality.

Favorite Weapon
Role Men: Long Sword
Real Roleplayers: Rapier
Loonies: Marbles
Munchkins: Great Sword with Clear Metal; Attack Bonus III; Defense Bonus III; Damage Bonus III; Armor, Physical; Armor, Mental; Armor, Spiritual; Heka Binding; and Link Spirit. All with Permanence

Favorite Casting
Real Men: Helm of Conviction
Real Roleplayers: Sorrow Lament
Loonies: Frogprince (Cast on Them.)
Munchkin; Parakinesis (At a range of 2,000 miles)

Favorite SEC
Real Men: Lower Upper Class
Role Roleplayers: Middle Middle Class
Loonies: Lower Lower Class
Munchkins: Upper Upper Class with max wealth

Favorite Quirk
Real Men: Heals physical damage at double normal rate.
Real Roleplayers: Has one extra Special Connection
Loonies: Low tolerance to alcohol
Munchkins: Natural telepath

That's what I came up with, now it's your turn.

 

[demiurge1138]

Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies and Munchkins in Eberron

Favorite Eberron-Specific Character
Real Men: like shifter barbarians.
Real Roleplayers: like changeling rogues.
Loonies: like dolgrim bards.
Munchkins: like warforged fighter/artificer/juggernauts.

Favorite Dragonmark
Real Men: like the Mark of Sentinel.
Real Roleplayers: like the Mark of Hospitality.
Loonies: like the Mark of Zorro.
Munchkins: like the Mark of Death.

Favorite Adventure
Real Men: like duking it out with Emerald Claw goons.
Real Roleplayers: like the political intrigues of Sharn.
Loonies: like jousting with halflings riding dinosaurs.
Munchkins: like cleaning out Xoriat. In alphabetical order.

Favorite NPC
Real Men: like the Llesh Haruuc.
Real Roleplayers: like King Kaius.
Loonies: like the gnome who sits on a pillar in Sharn.
Munchkins: like Vol. As a henchman.

Favorite Infusion
Real Men: like Greater Weapon Augmentation.
Real Roleplayers: like Skill Enhancement.
Loonies: like Inflict Light Damage. On themselves and their party members.
Munchkins: like Great Cosmic Power.

Demiurge out.

 

[shilsen]

Munchkins: like warforged fighter/artificer/juggernauts.

Aha! So that's what the Lord of Blades is !

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies and Munchkins in Midnight

Initial Reaction
Real Men: Cool. You get to fight rising odds.
Real Roleplayers: You must use your head, avoid combat at times, and expect treachery from those you helped.
Loonies: Elflings. Hee hee hee
Munchkins: "I join Izrador!"

Favourite Race
Real Men: Dworg - can deal out as well as take, and I don't have to make conversation
Real Roleplayers: Gnome - Graceful freedom fighters!
Loonies: Elflings. Hee hee hee
Munchkins: I don't care. I get ECL +1 for free. Whooo.

Favourite Class
Real Men: Something with full BAB
Real Roleplayers: Eigher rogue or channeler (for the roleplaying disadvantage)
Loonies: Channeler (for the illusions)
Munchkin: Legate

Favourite Heroic Path
Real Men: Ironborn
Real Roleplayers: Feyblooded
Loonies: Chanceborn
Munchkin: Chosen of Izrador

 

[drothgery]

Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies and Munchkins in the Wheel of Time

Favorite WoT-Specific Character
Real Men: like Borderlander Armsmen.
Real Roleplayers: like Cairheinin nobles.
Loonies: like Sea Folk cavalrymen.
Munchkins: like darkfriend wilder/Asha'man

Favorite Adventure
Real Men: like holding back the Blight.
Real Roleplayers: like the political intrigues of the White Tower.
Loonies: like playing with Seanchan Exotics.
Munchkins: like killing the Forsaken for the XP.

Favorite NPC
Real Men: like al'Lan Mandragoran.
Real Roleplayers: like Moiraine Damodred.
Loonies: like Padan Fain.
Munchkins: like Rand al'Thor.

Favorite Power-wrought artifact
Real Men: like a Power-wrought sword.
Real Roleplayers: like the Accepted test arches.
Loonies: like streith gowns.
Munchkins: like the access keys to the statue sa'angreal

 

[argo]

Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies and Munchkins in Conan

Initial Reaction
Real Men: *sniff* I'm _home_
Real Roleplayers: like trying to communicate with out a common tounge.
Loonies: so, Hyboria _is_ part of the Cthulu Mythos right?
Munchkins: Greatswords do 2d10!

Favorite Character to Play
Real Men: like to play a Cimerian Barbarian. (or simetimes a Gunderland Pikeman or Turanian Borderer).
Real Roleplayers: like to play Zingarian Pirates or Nemedian Nobles.
Loonies: like to play a Stygian Scholar (to see how fast they can go insane).
Munchkins: also like Cimerian Barbarians but insist on finding a set of full-plate to wear.

Favorite Weapon
Real Men: like broadswords, battleaxes and bardiches
Real Roleplayers: like to dual-wield arming swords and poniards
Loonies: like to use Grey Lotus Blossom on themselves
Munchkins: Greatswords do 2d10!

Favorite Feat
Real Men: like Steely Gaze, Menacing Aura and Carouser
Real Roleplayers: like Dabbler, Intricate Swordplay and Sleep Mastery
Loonies: want to take all the +2 to two skills feats
Munchkins: like Fighting-Madness, Greater Sunder and Horde (feat lets you literally call up a horde of barbarians for looting and pillage)

Favorite Encounter
Real Men: like to great cleave through the screaming horde of savages or rescuing the slave-girl from the giant snake
Real Roleplayers: like to decipher the forgotten history of the degenerate tribe in the lost city
Loonies: like to touch the big red gem that the monkey statue is holding
Munchkins: like usurping the throne