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<blockquote data-quote="mythusmage" data-source="post: 1985899" data-attributes="member: 571"><p><a href="http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=115372" target="_blank">This thread</a> and this <a href="http://home.mira.net/~tosh/humour/realmen.htm" target="_blank">web page</a> inspired this thread. The assignment is to do a Real, Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies, and Munchkins turn using your favorite RPG system. I shall start it off with...</p><p></p><p>Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies, and Munchkins and <strong>Mythus</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Initial Reaction</strong></p><p>Real Men: You can go dino hunting!</p><p>Real Roleplayers: Intrigue. I just love intrigue.</p><p>Loonies: (Smile secretly after reading the write-up for Buffoonery.)</p><p>Munchkins: Look at all my hit points!</p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite Vocation</strong></p><p>Real Men: Cavalier</p><p>Real Roleplayers: Poet/Musician</p><p>Loonies: 12 year old slave fortune teller</p><p>Munchkins: 90 year old SEC 9 Alchemist/Mage with a life time supply of Potions of Youth and Potions of Immortality.</p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite Weapon</strong></p><p>Role Men: Long Sword</p><p>Real Roleplayers: Rapier</p><p>Loonies: Marbles</p><p>Munchkins: Great Sword with <em>Clear Metal<em>; <em>Attack Bonus III</em>; <em>Defense Bonus III</em>; </em>Damage Bonus III</em>; <em>Armor, Physical</em>; <em>Armor, Mental</em>; <em>Armor, Spiritual</em>; <em>Heka Binding</em>; and <em>Link Spirit</em>. All with <em>Permanence</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite Casting</strong></p><p>Real Men: <em>Helm of Conviction</em></p><p>Real Roleplayers: <em>Sorrow Lament</em></p><p>Loonies: <em>Frogprince</em> (Cast on Them.)</p><p>Munchkin; <em>Parakinesis</em> (At a range of 2,000 miles)</p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite SEC</strong></p><p>Real Men: Lower Upper Class</p><p>Role Roleplayers: Middle Middle Class</p><p>Loonies: Lower Lower Class</p><p>Munchkins: Upper Upper Class with max wealth</p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite Quirk</strong></p><p>Real Men: Heals physical damage at double normal rate.</p><p>Real Roleplayers: Has one extra Special Connection</p><p>Loonies: Low tolerance to alcohol</p><p>Munchkins: Natural telepath</p><p></p><p>That's what I came up with, now it's your turn.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mythusmage, post: 1985899, member: 571"] [url=http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=115372]This thread[/url] and this [url=http://home.mira.net/~tosh/humour/realmen.htm]web page[/url] inspired this thread. The assignment is to do a Real, Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies, and Munchkins turn using your favorite RPG system. I shall start it off with... Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies, and Munchkins and [b]Mythus[/b] [b]Initial Reaction[/b] Real Men: You can go dino hunting! Real Roleplayers: Intrigue. I just love intrigue. Loonies: (Smile secretly after reading the write-up for Buffoonery.) Munchkins: Look at all my hit points! [b]Favorite Vocation[/b] Real Men: Cavalier Real Roleplayers: Poet/Musician Loonies: 12 year old slave fortune teller Munchkins: 90 year old SEC 9 Alchemist/Mage with a life time supply of Potions of Youth and Potions of Immortality. [b]Favorite Weapon[/b] Role Men: Long Sword Real Roleplayers: Rapier Loonies: Marbles Munchkins: Great Sword with [i]Clear Metal[i]; [i]Attack Bonus III[/i]; [i]Defense Bonus III[/i]; [/i]Damage Bonus III[/i]; [i]Armor, Physical[/i]; [i]Armor, Mental[/i]; [i]Armor, Spiritual[/i]; [i]Heka Binding[/i]; and [i]Link Spirit[/i]. All with [i]Permanence[/i] [b]Favorite Casting[/b] Real Men: [i]Helm of Conviction[/i] Real Roleplayers: [i]Sorrow Lament[/i] Loonies: [i]Frogprince[/i] (Cast on Them.) Munchkin; [i]Parakinesis[/i] (At a range of 2,000 miles) [b]Favorite SEC[/b] Real Men: Lower Upper Class Role Roleplayers: Middle Middle Class Loonies: Lower Lower Class Munchkins: Upper Upper Class with max wealth [b]Favorite Quirk[/b] Real Men: Heals physical damage at double normal rate. Real Roleplayers: Has one extra Special Connection Loonies: Low tolerance to alcohol Munchkins: Natural telepath That's what I came up with, now it's your turn. [/QUOTE]
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