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<blockquote data-quote="argo" data-source="post: 1987108" data-attributes="member: 5752"><p>Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies and Munchkins in <strong>Conan</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Initial Reaction</strong></p><p>Real Men: *sniff* I'm _home_</p><p>Real Roleplayers: like trying to communicate with out a common tounge.</p><p>Loonies: so, Hyboria _is_ part of the Cthulu Mythos right?</p><p>Munchkins: Greatswords do 2d10! </p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite Character to Play</strong></p><p>Real Men: like to play a Cimerian Barbarian. (or simetimes a Gunderland Pikeman or Turanian Borderer).</p><p>Real Roleplayers: like to play Zingarian Pirates or Nemedian Nobles.</p><p>Loonies: like to play a Stygian Scholar (to see how fast they can go insane).</p><p>Munchkins: also like Cimerian Barbarians but insist on finding a set of full-plate to wear.</p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite Weapon</strong></p><p>Real Men: like broadswords, battleaxes and bardiches</p><p>Real Roleplayers: like to dual-wield arming swords and poniards</p><p>Loonies: like to use Grey Lotus Blossom <em>on themselves</em></p><p>Munchkins: Greatswords do 2d10!</p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite Feat</strong></p><p>Real Men: like Steely Gaze, Menacing Aura and Carouser</p><p>Real Roleplayers: like Dabbler, Intricate Swordplay and Sleep Mastery</p><p>Loonies: want to take all the +2 to two skills feats</p><p>Munchkins: like Fighting-Madness, Greater Sunder and Horde (feat lets you literally call up a horde of barbarians for looting and pillage)</p><p></p><p><strong>Favorite Encounter</strong></p><p>Real Men: like to great cleave through the screaming horde of savages or rescuing the slave-girl from the giant snake</p><p>Real Roleplayers: like to decipher the forgotten history of the degenerate tribe in the lost city</p><p>Loonies: like to touch the big red gem that the monkey statue is holding</p><p>Munchkins: like usurping the throne</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="argo, post: 1987108, member: 5752"] Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies and Munchkins in [b]Conan[/b] [b]Initial Reaction[/b] Real Men: *sniff* I'm _home_ Real Roleplayers: like trying to communicate with out a common tounge. Loonies: so, Hyboria _is_ part of the Cthulu Mythos right? Munchkins: Greatswords do 2d10! [b]Favorite Character to Play[/b] Real Men: like to play a Cimerian Barbarian. (or simetimes a Gunderland Pikeman or Turanian Borderer). Real Roleplayers: like to play Zingarian Pirates or Nemedian Nobles. Loonies: like to play a Stygian Scholar (to see how fast they can go insane). Munchkins: also like Cimerian Barbarians but insist on finding a set of full-plate to wear. [b]Favorite Weapon[/b] Real Men: like broadswords, battleaxes and bardiches Real Roleplayers: like to dual-wield arming swords and poniards Loonies: like to use Grey Lotus Blossom [i]on themselves[/i] Munchkins: Greatswords do 2d10! [b]Favorite Feat[/b] Real Men: like Steely Gaze, Menacing Aura and Carouser Real Roleplayers: like Dabbler, Intricate Swordplay and Sleep Mastery Loonies: want to take all the +2 to two skills feats Munchkins: like Fighting-Madness, Greater Sunder and Horde (feat lets you literally call up a horde of barbarians for looting and pillage) [b]Favorite Encounter[/b] Real Men: like to great cleave through the screaming horde of savages or rescuing the slave-girl from the giant snake Real Roleplayers: like to decipher the forgotten history of the degenerate tribe in the lost city Loonies: like to touch the big red gem that the monkey statue is holding Munchkins: like usurping the throne [/QUOTE]
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