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Reality Check: What 5E Will NOT Be
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<blockquote data-quote="Jeffrey" data-source="post: 5800217" data-attributes="member: 90273"><p>Sheesh. That's enough for me.</p><p></p><p>5E WILL NOT: make you happy. Nor you. Nor you, over there hiding in the corner, clutching your pre-painted plastic rare-to-very-rare Dragonborn miniature. Nope, not going to happen. Sorry.</p><p></p><p>5E WILL NOT: wash your car, cook your dinner, rub your feet or be your girlfriend/boyfriend, no matter how much you beg.</p><p></p><p>5E WILL NOT: cause any other game or subset of games to wilt and completely vanish from the hobby.</p><p></p><p>5E WILL NOT: prevent bombastic, self-important postings about what 5E is and is not from people who know nothing more than anyone else, unless they are actively breaking the NDA. </p><p></p><p>5E WILL NOT: commit any real-world atrocities, steal anyone's money, carve any years from your life expectancy, cluster-bomb any kittens or puppies or cause you any amount of harm in the least.</p><p></p><p>Not. In. The. Least.</p><p></p><p>Time for a deep breath, people. As soon as I hit enter I am taking mine, probably a good long one lasting for a few months at least. There are too many important things going on in life to spend time worrying and kvetching over a silly game.</p><p></p><p>When I read things like the OP, I honestly sometimes wonder if we, as gamers, earn the reputation and deserve the cliches that are so often used to portray us.</p><p></p><p>See ya later in the spring.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jeffrey, post: 5800217, member: 90273"] Sheesh. That's enough for me. 5E WILL NOT: make you happy. Nor you. Nor you, over there hiding in the corner, clutching your pre-painted plastic rare-to-very-rare Dragonborn miniature. Nope, not going to happen. Sorry. 5E WILL NOT: wash your car, cook your dinner, rub your feet or be your girlfriend/boyfriend, no matter how much you beg. 5E WILL NOT: cause any other game or subset of games to wilt and completely vanish from the hobby. 5E WILL NOT: prevent bombastic, self-important postings about what 5E is and is not from people who know nothing more than anyone else, unless they are actively breaking the NDA. 5E WILL NOT: commit any real-world atrocities, steal anyone's money, carve any years from your life expectancy, cluster-bomb any kittens or puppies or cause you any amount of harm in the least. Not. In. The. Least. Time for a deep breath, people. As soon as I hit enter I am taking mine, probably a good long one lasting for a few months at least. There are too many important things going on in life to spend time worrying and kvetching over a silly game. When I read things like the OP, I honestly sometimes wonder if we, as gamers, earn the reputation and deserve the cliches that are so often used to portray us. See ya later in the spring. [/QUOTE]
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