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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Macbeth" data-source="post: 1153559" data-attributes="member: 11259">"All squirrels can talk, we just don't like humans much.""I learned to talk by following you around for months, and if you don't want the world to know what ACTUALLY happened to that priest, you'd best bring me some nuts.""I'm actually the high priest of the squirrels, and unless you bring me a tribute in nuts, your going to be followed by a LOT of very angry squirrels.""I'm not a squirrel, I'm your spirit animal." (Think the meditation scene from Fight Club)"I'm not really a squirrel, and that isn't my tail your holding.""I ate Vecna's nuts. No, not that kind""I'm not a squirrel, I'm the fairy equivalent of Robin Williams." (Think body hair)"I can just talk, alright? I even made some money off of it, but that #$%^ Dale screwed it all up." (Disney cartoon reference)"Well your a nosey little human, aren't you? I just talk, right, so nuts to you!""I'm not a squirrel, I'm just a miniature centaur who won't shave.""I'm not a talking squirrel, I just spilled a potion of Rogain's Hair Growth into my bath."</blockquote>