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<blockquote data-quote="thedungeondelver" data-source="post: 5798542" data-attributes="member: 34865"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">How to "fix" the Paladin (By Billy, Age 42):</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">"Monte, Mike...here's a copy of <strong>THREE HEARTS AND THREE LIONS</strong>by <strong>POUL ANDERSON</strong>. Now you just step in here, here's a spiral notebook and a few pens for each of you...that's right, pick a chair, get comfortable. No no, I'll take your laptops and cell phones. There's a couple of <strong>PLAYERS HANDBOOK</strong>s on the table for you to consult if you need more inspiration. I'm going to be outside the door <em>with a loaded gun</em> just so you guys don't get any crazy ideas about sneaking out to look at any other references; you can come out when you've got it right.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Get to it, fellows! I'll have pizza brought 'round in a few hours. Pepperoni OK? Oh, on half? Alrighty then! Enjoy! First SOB that tries to get out to consult a 4e book gets shot in the face! Yes for real! Now - chop chop!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><strong>PLEASE NOTE THIS IS MEANT MOSTLY* HUMOROUSLY. I WOULD NEVER EVER THREATEN AN RPG DESIGNER OR ANYONE WITH A FIREARM, WELL, OKAY PROBABLY SEAN K. REYNOLDS BUT COME ON YOU HAVE TO ADMIT HE KIND OF HAS IT COMING. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">*=<strong><span style="font-size: 9px">EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT CONSULTING THREE HEARTS & THREE LIONSIT'S REALLY AN AMAZING BOOK.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="thedungeondelver, post: 5798542, member: 34865"] [FONT=Century Gothic]How to "fix" the Paladin (By Billy, Age 42): "Monte, Mike...here's a copy of [B]THREE HEARTS AND THREE LIONS[/B]by [B]POUL ANDERSON[/B]. Now you just step in here, here's a spiral notebook and a few pens for each of you...that's right, pick a chair, get comfortable. No no, I'll take your laptops and cell phones. There's a couple of [B]PLAYERS HANDBOOK[/B]s on the table for you to consult if you need more inspiration. I'm going to be outside the door [I]with a loaded gun[/I] just so you guys don't get any crazy ideas about sneaking out to look at any other references; you can come out when you've got it right. Get to it, fellows! I'll have pizza brought 'round in a few hours. Pepperoni OK? Oh, on half? Alrighty then! Enjoy! First SOB that tries to get out to consult a 4e book gets shot in the face! Yes for real! Now - chop chop! ... [SIZE=1][B]PLEASE NOTE THIS IS MEANT MOSTLY* HUMOROUSLY. I WOULD NEVER EVER THREATEN AN RPG DESIGNER OR ANYONE WITH A FIREARM, WELL, OKAY PROBABLY SEAN K. REYNOLDS BUT COME ON YOU HAVE TO ADMIT HE KIND OF HAS IT COMING. [/B][/SIZE] *=[B][SIZE=1]EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT CONSULTING THREE HEARTS & THREE LIONSIT'S REALLY AN AMAZING BOOK.[/SIZE][/B] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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