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<blockquote data-quote="Rel" data-source="post: 79973" data-attributes="member: 99">Re: You hate Kobolds, I hate Kobolds, We all hate Kobolds!It's an honor just to be considered a RBDM.&nbsp; But to be elected to the Hall of FAME, and by one of my own players.&nbsp; *sniff*&nbsp; This is an unexpected honor indeed.Well, I'd like to thank all the little people without whom this wouldn't have been possible.&nbsp; When I say &quot;little people&quot;, I am of course referring to the Kobolds.&nbsp; Their tireless work on my behalf cannot be overstated.&nbsp; They have consistently outperformed my expectations.Just as one example, special thanks to the pair of 1st level Kobold rogues who guarded the exit of the mine and killed Rhys without even trying and put Raven unconscious in the same round.&nbsp; That kind of work ethic is really hard to find in monsters anymore.&nbsp; But hey, that's what Lawful Evil is all about:&nbsp; Working together to kill adventurers in the spirit of cooperation and brotherhood!Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give the Kobolds a big round of applause!&nbsp; *cheers*I thought you were going to get Mobility and Spring Attack?&nbsp; Not that it really matters.&nbsp; I would also agree that Cleave is very cool.&nbsp; But Spring Attack seems cool too (although we have yet to see it in action while Cleave's efficacy is beyond reproach).I guess we'll see after next session.&nbsp; Provided you survive of course.&nbsp; Now that I'm a &quot;Hall of Famer&quot;, I have a reputation to maintain.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Rel, post: 79973, member: 99"] [b]Re: You hate Kobolds, I hate Kobolds, We all hate Kobolds![/b] It's an honor just to be considered a RBDM. But to be elected to the Hall of FAME, and by one of my own players. *sniff* This is an unexpected honor indeed. Well, I'd like to thank all the little people without whom this wouldn't have been possible. When I say "little people", I am of course referring to the Kobolds. Their tireless work on my behalf cannot be overstated. They have consistently outperformed my expectations. Just as one example, special thanks to the pair of 1st level Kobold rogues who guarded the exit of the mine and killed Rhys without even trying and put Raven unconscious in the same round. That kind of work ethic is really hard to find in monsters anymore. But hey, that's what Lawful Evil is all about: Working together to kill adventurers in the spirit of cooperation and brotherhood! Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give the Kobolds a big round of applause! *cheers* I thought you were going to get Mobility and Spring Attack? Not that it really matters. I would also agree that Cleave is very cool. But Spring Attack seems cool too (although we have yet to see it in action while Cleave's efficacy is beyond reproach). I guess we'll see after next session. Provided you survive of course. Now that I'm a "Hall of Famer", I have a reputation to maintain. [/QUOTE]

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