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<blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 302244" data-attributes="member: 2067">Yeah, he can do it well like Hong said. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Oh, and if possible shoot this gomer in the head for being a Wizard when he knew all about the outdoors...talk about not makin' use of his skills! I give him two days without toilet paper, and we'll see how much his &quot;spellbook&quot; is used after that!Magic Missle: It kills varmints, but it can't wipe your poo-shoot!He could just cast it on himself. If he's lucky, he'll roll good and put himself at -1 hp, start to bleed, and then die.If not, it is the DM's job to cricize him for not being competent enough to even commit magical suicide, the frickin' looser.He should be able to be okay in the wilderness. But I do hope there's at least a few ranks in Wilderness Lore or Profession (fisherman) or something to represent his knowledge.Remember: Wizards are the nerds of the D&amp;D world. They can get beat up by nearly everyone, but people keep them around because they can be not completely useless. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="I'm A Banana, post: 302244, member: 2067"] Yeah, he can do it well like Hong said. :) Oh, and if possible shoot this gomer in the head for being a Wizard when he knew all about the outdoors...talk about not makin' use of his skills! I give him two days without toilet paper, and we'll see how much his "spellbook" is used after that! Magic Missle: It kills varmints, but it can't wipe your poo-shoot! He could just cast it on himself. If he's lucky, he'll roll good and put himself at -1 hp, start to bleed, and then die. If not, it is the DM's job to cricize him for not being competent enough to even commit magical suicide, the frickin' looser. He should be able to be okay in the wilderness. But I do hope there's at least a few ranks in Wilderness Lore or Profession (fisherman) or something to represent his knowledge. Remember: Wizards are the nerds of the D&D world. They can get beat up by nearly everyone, but people keep them around because they can be not completely useless. :) [/QUOTE]

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