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<blockquote data-quote="Lonely Tylenol" data-source="post: 3781006" data-attributes="member: 18549"><p>Cleric: Oh, great Lathander, my dear friend here has fallen to the spells of the evil lich who is even now poised to bring our world into an age of eternal night. I humbly request that her soul be returned to the world if the living, so that she may once again fight against his evil.</p><p>Lathander: Nah.</p><p>Cleric: Wha? I beg your pardon, oh Lord?</p><p>Lathander: Nope. I don't like her.</p><p>Cleric: But Morninglord, she has fought by my side against the hordes of this hated foe since I was but an acolyte, and since then she has saved not only my own life, but by her actions the lives of countless innocents. Her dedication to preventing this coming apocalypse is unwavering.</p><p>Lathander: She's a thief.</p><p>Cleric: Rogue, sir.</p><p>Lathander: Rogue, right. Damn edition changes. I'd better damn well survive this next one.</p><p>Cleric: Sorry sir?</p><p>Lathander: Never mind. Anyway, she's Neutral. I don't care if she's saved a million crippled orphans (although you might try Ilmater). All I care about is her alignment descriptor. You're just going to have to roll up a new...I mean, meet a new companion who will coincidentally arrive within the day and who will coincidentally have the same power level as you do.</p><p>Cleric: And if this new companion happens to also be a neutral rogue with eerily similar abilities to my departed friend?</p><p>Lathander: Who cares? Are you trying to imply something?</p><p>Cleric: No, Morninglord. Nothing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lonely Tylenol, post: 3781006, member: 18549"] Cleric: Oh, great Lathander, my dear friend here has fallen to the spells of the evil lich who is even now poised to bring our world into an age of eternal night. I humbly request that her soul be returned to the world if the living, so that she may once again fight against his evil. Lathander: Nah. Cleric: Wha? I beg your pardon, oh Lord? Lathander: Nope. I don't like her. Cleric: But Morninglord, she has fought by my side against the hordes of this hated foe since I was but an acolyte, and since then she has saved not only my own life, but by her actions the lives of countless innocents. Her dedication to preventing this coming apocalypse is unwavering. Lathander: She's a thief. Cleric: Rogue, sir. Lathander: Rogue, right. Damn edition changes. I'd better damn well survive this next one. Cleric: Sorry sir? Lathander: Never mind. Anyway, she's Neutral. I don't care if she's saved a million crippled orphans (although you might try Ilmater). All I care about is her alignment descriptor. You're just going to have to roll up a new...I mean, meet a new companion who will coincidentally arrive within the day and who will coincidentally have the same power level as you do. Cleric: And if this new companion happens to also be a neutral rogue with eerily similar abilities to my departed friend? Lathander: Who cares? Are you trying to imply something? Cleric: No, Morninglord. Nothing. [/QUOTE]
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