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<blockquote data-quote="alsih2o" data-source="post: 1722615" data-attributes="member: 4790"><p>Well, just to share here is some of the more ridiculous things I have come up with and never found a chance to use in game. Please share yours as well-</p><p></p><p> </p><p>Lleandra Urrutria and his Dwarfgun- Lleandra is an ancient blue dragon (LE) who believes that the combination of magic and technology will allow him to become a god, given time. Lleandras main weapon is a dwarf-gun. This large weapon uses dwarves for ammo, expending their mortal souls for a charge and expelling their bodies as bullets. Lleandra prefers to leave his ammo fully armored, as they make excellent sounds when striking opponents. </p><p> His gun, which he has named Schuska fires 5 dwarves per round at 1 or 2 targets. Dwarvish ammo does 2d12 per round.</p><p></p><p> Shimez Colepan and her Ethereal whip- Shimez discovered her whip when jaunting around the planes (she claims to have stolen it form an ethereal filcher, many doubt that story, many doubt most of her stories). Shimez is a 17th lvl bard who has turned to mercenary work. For a very small fee she will make use of her whip in combat. The whip is capable of making an attack, with a trip attack if the first attack is successful, against any creature on the prime material plane once per day. The whip offers Shimez equal strength to whomever she attacks and strips away any size advantage the defender has. Shimez never fails to attack who she says she will, and never fails to take advantage of flanking.</p><p></p><p> Carpet Bomber- The carpet bomber is a long lost magic item made by a wizard past his prime mentally. The carpet is just like a Carpet of flying with the exception that on the proper command word the carpet releases more carpet. These non-magical carpets weigh between 100 and 200 lbs. And are rolled in tight coils. Whoever is flying the carpet can make a ranged touch attack to drop them on opponents. Range incr-100 feet.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="alsih2o, post: 1722615, member: 4790"] Well, just to share here is some of the more ridiculous things I have come up with and never found a chance to use in game. Please share yours as well- Lleandra Urrutria and his Dwarfgun- Lleandra is an ancient blue dragon (LE) who believes that the combination of magic and technology will allow him to become a god, given time. Lleandras main weapon is a dwarf-gun. This large weapon uses dwarves for ammo, expending their mortal souls for a charge and expelling their bodies as bullets. Lleandra prefers to leave his ammo fully armored, as they make excellent sounds when striking opponents. His gun, which he has named Schuska fires 5 dwarves per round at 1 or 2 targets. Dwarvish ammo does 2d12 per round. Shimez Colepan and her Ethereal whip- Shimez discovered her whip when jaunting around the planes (she claims to have stolen it form an ethereal filcher, many doubt that story, many doubt most of her stories). Shimez is a 17th lvl bard who has turned to mercenary work. For a very small fee she will make use of her whip in combat. The whip is capable of making an attack, with a trip attack if the first attack is successful, against any creature on the prime material plane once per day. The whip offers Shimez equal strength to whomever she attacks and strips away any size advantage the defender has. Shimez never fails to attack who she says she will, and never fails to take advantage of flanking. Carpet Bomber- The carpet bomber is a long lost magic item made by a wizard past his prime mentally. The carpet is just like a Carpet of flying with the exception that on the proper command word the carpet releases more carpet. These non-magical carpets weigh between 100 and 200 lbs. And are rolled in tight coils. Whoever is flying the carpet can make a ranged touch attack to drop them on opponents. Range incr-100 feet. [/QUOTE]
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