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<blockquote data-quote="Brakkart" data-source="post: 3614380" data-attributes="member: 19617"><p><strong>The Quotes!</strong></p><p></p><p>Okay I'm doubtful if I'm ever going to get around to finishing this Story Hour. I have all the notes to do so, I just never seem to have the time to type them up and expand on them these days. So I'm going to post the quotes page, which I always promised my players I'd post at the end of this story.</p><p></p><p>The idea of the quotes page is I keep a sheet of paper and write down on it anything daft that a player or character says, anything that made us all laugh out loud or else do a "Huh?" moment. So without further ado, here we go:</p><p></p><p><u>The Character Quotes:</u></p><p></p><p><strong>Aeron</strong>: This isn't called The Sword Coast because it's a nice place to live.</p><p><strong>Geven</strong>: Welcome back to the land of the living... again.</p><p><strong>Aeron</strong>: We don't know what cleric he's a deity of.</p><p><strong>Zamtap</strong>: I think I'm drinking a Cure Moderate Wounds Poison.</p><p><strong>Zamtap</strong>: We're in the jungle... everything's poisonous!</p><p><strong>Zamtap</strong>: How difficult can it be to touch you in the mouth?</p><p><strong>Zamtap</strong>: How can we tell how thick the dwarf is? DOOR! I meant door!</p><p></p><p><u>The Player Quotes:</u></p><p></p><p><strong>Matt</strong>: We're just all going to have to get a bit more comfortable with each other.</p><p><strong>Dan</strong>: I won't be here next week, I'll be in Bournemouth at a strip club.</p><p><strong>Random Gamer</strong>: Blind comedians still change colour to match their surroundings.</p><p><strong>Tony</strong>: I move up 20' and cast Divine Thingy.</p><p><strong>Matt</strong>: I think we should do some friendly fights to the death.</p><p><strong>Alastair</strong>: We're a well organised party really, all of our front line guys are short so we can cast spells over the top of them.</p><p><strong>Alastair</strong>: A new euphemism for being mad - One encounter short of a level?</p><p><strong>Jason</strong>: What's so bad about Hellgate Keep?</p><p><strong>Robert/Me</strong>: I'll be merciful on account of the fact you just died.</p><p><strong>John</strong>: Perspective is the fighters worst enemy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Brakkart, post: 3614380, member: 19617"] [b]The Quotes![/b] Okay I'm doubtful if I'm ever going to get around to finishing this Story Hour. I have all the notes to do so, I just never seem to have the time to type them up and expand on them these days. So I'm going to post the quotes page, which I always promised my players I'd post at the end of this story. The idea of the quotes page is I keep a sheet of paper and write down on it anything daft that a player or character says, anything that made us all laugh out loud or else do a "Huh?" moment. So without further ado, here we go: [U]The Character Quotes:[/U] [B]Aeron[/B]: This isn't called The Sword Coast because it's a nice place to live. [B]Geven[/B]: Welcome back to the land of the living... again. [B]Aeron[/B]: We don't know what cleric he's a deity of. [B]Zamtap[/B]: I think I'm drinking a Cure Moderate Wounds Poison. [B]Zamtap[/B]: We're in the jungle... everything's poisonous! [B]Zamtap[/B]: How difficult can it be to touch you in the mouth? [B]Zamtap[/B]: How can we tell how thick the dwarf is? DOOR! I meant door! [U]The Player Quotes:[/U] [B]Matt[/B]: We're just all going to have to get a bit more comfortable with each other. [B]Dan[/B]: I won't be here next week, I'll be in Bournemouth at a strip club. [B]Random Gamer[/B]: Blind comedians still change colour to match their surroundings. [B]Tony[/B]: I move up 20' and cast Divine Thingy. [B]Matt[/B]: I think we should do some friendly fights to the death. [B]Alastair[/B]: We're a well organised party really, all of our front line guys are short so we can cast spells over the top of them. [B]Alastair[/B]: A new euphemism for being mad - One encounter short of a level? [B]Jason[/B]: What's so bad about Hellgate Keep? [B]Robert/Me[/B]: I'll be merciful on account of the fact you just died. [B]John[/B]: Perspective is the fighters worst enemy. [/QUOTE]
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