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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mlwells" data-source="post: 5951463" data-attributes="member: 6694368">Francis Locke AKA Alexander West AKA Mr.  Jumpy AKA Chell AKA Behemoth AKA The Runaway AKA Roofhopper AKA Marcus AKA Samantha Thames....You know what let's just call him Aka ('ey-kuh)Aperature Scientist 5/ Con Man 4/ Forger 2/ Freerunner 2[sblock="Hook"]Aka is kind of screwed up.  Beyond several irrational fears, he is extraordinarily easily distracted by pretty things, be it a woman or art.  And once he is distracted, all bets are off on what stupid, bone-headed, ludicrous things he will do.[/sblock][sblock="Tale"]Please allow me to regal you with a story of a certain man. I can't promise you will get anything out of it, but it may still be worth a listen.At a young age a boy realized he liked making stuff and inventing newer and better technologies, but...well, this was incidental in comparison to finding out that he loved women, like, a lot.  He did not discriminate based on age, race, or really anything else.  This would likely prove to be his downfall.A little later he found himself educated (an extracurricular lesson proved professors are kinky).  With education under his belt and a pretty redhead in his sights, the young man came to have a job as a scientist at a one Aperature Science.  This did not end well...at all.  The career taught him many things, like the importance of running, hiding, and quick problem solving (as well as leaving cryptic and very elaborate murals).After his flight from a psychotic ex (as I said, he didn't discriminate), the young man took his passion for, well passion, and new found art skills and turned to a life of crime.  Notoriety and infamy followed soon after as he amassed a fortune from stolen and forged antiquities that he lied and cheated his way into.His inventive mind even gave amazing insight one night as he was fleeing across some rooftops from a particularly angry spouse.  If he could learn to do tricks as he ran away, he could impress potential suitors and maybe even getting a new voluptuous escape route."And that's what I am doing here good sir in your lovely daughter's room.  Now, if you will excuse me, my eyes have adjusted to the light of this room and i notice that that wall there is not pale blue but is in fact white.  Also this is no place for an untitled work of Falin's.  Buh-bye now!"[/sblock][sblock="cliches"]Aperature Scientist (Testing!, Using highly advanced things for nonnormal activities, lunatic, irrational fear of potatoes and/or cake)Con Man (Seducing, smooth talking, lying, making a run for it)Forger (Painting, sculpting, molding, carving, identifying fakes, passion for art)Free-Runner (Running, wall climbing, flipping, all around ninja-ing)[/sblock][sblock="Portrait"]Placeholder as I draw it[/sblock]</blockquote>

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