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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Zen_Pollo" data-source="post: 5215642" data-attributes="member: 11404">In the Year of the Light of the Golden Throne 065.816.M41++The Continuing Voyages of His Divine-Majesty's  Ship, the Dawn TreaderLord Captain's Log; The Countess Lucretia Von Krak, CommandingIn the Year of the Light of the Golden Throne 065.816.M41++Location:  The Koronus ExpanseCourse:  En-route to the Magoros SystemImmaterium:  The Warp is becalmed, verdammen!Comments:  For two days the Dawn Treader has been stuck in the Warp, making no progress to the Magoros System whatsoever!With each passing hour my boredom and irritability grows.  I've flogged my lustknabe to within an inch of their lives simply to pass the time...But the real object of my ire is the inkompetent Navigator.  Unfortunately, I cannot motivate the mutant using the same techniques as I do with my other disobedient minions.  The Navigator belongs to the Navis Nobilite and the mutants' guild holds powerful sway over the pursuit of the Rogue-Trade.  Without a Navigator's psychic view of the Astronomicon, it would be impossible to travel the AEther.At least that's what he keeps telling me...So, I must find other ways to motivate the Navigator to mind his work.  Earlier today, I called the Navigator to my bridge along with the oldest amongst my lustknabe.When the duo arrived on the bridge, I beckoned them over to my Throne and gestured for them to each take an apple from the nearby cornucopia.  Once the two had taken the fruit, I ordered them stand to back a few meters and hold the apples outstretched from their bodies.“Tell me, Navigator,” I said ,lazily drawing my plasma pistol, “How long till we get to the Magoros System?”“Well, Madam, it is complicated,” began the Navigator.I shot the lustknabe in the face.  “Then, make it clear!” I screamed.“Soon, Madam,” stammered the mutant, “it will be soon!” I admonished the Navigator, “I pray you are right, there are only so many apples on-board the ship...”I dismissed the chastened mutant and had my valets drag away the lustknabe's corpse.  For the Navigator's sake, I hope he does not disappoint me again.I am Lord Captain of the Dawn Treader, The Countess Lucretia Von KrakDen Stets-Siegreichen Imperium!</blockquote>

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