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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Zen_Pollo" data-source="post: 5215654" data-attributes="member: 11404">In the Year of the Light of the Golden Throne 067.816.M41++The Continuing Voyages of His Divine-Majesty's  Ship, the Dawn TreaderLord Captain's Log; The Countess Lucretia Von Krak, CommandingIn the Year of the Light of the Golden Throne 067.816.M41++Location:  The Koronus ExpanseCourse:  Theoretically, En-route to the Magoros System...Immaterium:  Blast the Warp!  The Ruinous Powers must be toying with the Dawn Treader to see how long we can sustain our resolve to maintain this course.Comments:  We have been traveling for 14 days since our departure from Footfall.  The Nagivator assures me that the Warp conditions affecting the Dawn Treader must surely delay the Fell Hand as well.I remain skeptical, for the Warp is notoriously unpredictable.  Hadarak Fel's vessel left 48 hours prior to us – for all I know, the Rogue Trader already could be sacking the Righteous Path!Das schwien!Incensed at our situation, I called the Navigator to the bridge along with the oldest of the lustknabe still living.The lustknabe looked scared, for word had gotten out regarding my increasingly frequent summary executions of the crew.  The Navigator sauntered into the bridge with a smug air about him -- he knew whom held the power in this circumstance.“So, Navigator,” I tiredly queried, “what excuse have you for me today?”“Well, madam...” began the smarmy Navigator.“Save, it!”  I pointed to the terrified lustknabe, “Congratulations, you have been promoted.  You will be the new Navigator.”The lustknabe looked relieved and excited.  “Thank you, Countess!  I will not fail you.”  The old Navigator was stunned, “But Captain, this boy cannot be the Navigator of the Dawn Treader; he has not the Talent for sensing the Astronomicon.”“Silence, fool!” I replied brandishing my plasma pistol.  “Now, my new Navigator, tell me how long till we reach the Magoros System?”The mystified lustknabe turned to the mutant whom remained silent.“I don't know ma...” replied the new Navigator as his head exploded in a spray of plasma.  The mutant grimly wiped boy-grisel from his face.“Do not come back to the bridge until we land in the Magoros System,” I screamed at the mutant, “Get out of my sight!”"Yes, madam," the Navigator relied as he stiffly walked out of the bridge.I have a name for my pain – and it is the Navis Nobilite!I am Lord Captain of the Dawn Treader, The Countess Lucretia Von KrakDen Stets-Siegreichen Imperium!</blockquote>

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