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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Prince of Happiness" data-source="post: 1679375" data-attributes="member: 19819">I Can See Them Now...*cue sca-a-a-a-a-r-r-ry attack ad synth music, male voice over, slow motion footage of a mid-40s politician type, blue suit, grey hair*You think Bob Johnson has been honest with you on his past, but has he been? Really? Well...here's something that Bob Johnson hasn't been clear about:*slow-mo footage stops*He's a munchkin.After vowing not to buy "Skills and Powers" and "The Complete..." series of handbooks, Bob Johnson did just that.Bob Johnson, do you know him? Really?"Paid for by The Committee for ROLE Playing, Not ROLL Playing"***********cue same exact scary synth music, this time with a picture of another middle-aged man with greying hair in a suit*Sure, Jack Reynolds says he's a roleplayer, but his record speaks for itself:*graphics appear on the screen*"Supported a raise in character point-purchase pools.""Absentee role-player: Makes frequent use of Diplomacy checks.""Vetoed the passing of "Golden Rule of DMing" legislation."*cue sunny day music, picture of Bob Johnson broadly smiling in casual golf clothes*Bob Johnson supported the "Golden Rule" legislation, and furthermore, encouraged die roll mechanic simplification and new editions to smooth play! Bob Johnson: There's More to It Than Mechanics."Paid for by People For DMs' Perogative"**************T.V. News Broadcast*And in the upcoming presidential race, tireless consumer advocate Richard Parsons, famous for his quote "Unplayable, in any edition," announced his candidacy for President:*cue Richard Parsons, again, mid-40s but with dyed hair standing behind a podium*"...Bob Johnson, Jack Reynolds, they're just two sides of the same coin! Endless reiteration of broken systems, no real mechanic evolution, endless rulebooks! As President, I would push through a bill making diceless roleplaying a fundamental subject for our children, teaching them the necessary skills to game in the 21st Century. I will reduce our dependence on dice and paper and encourage a more open, more friendly style of role-playing, just like America used to be."*applause from his supporters*"And I know this...we can't go it alone. That's why I advocate actually reaching out to the Storyteller System, reaching out to the d6 system and saying 'Hey! Let's game!"*thunderous applause*</blockquote>

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