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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Rystil Arden" data-source="post: 4002805" data-attributes="member: 29014">(OOC: Well Tristan is remarkably non-curious for a PC, though about normally so for a regular not-curiosity-killing-the-cat-prone person <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> )"Blast thy impertinent nature and thy barbed serpent's tongue, foul ogre!  The Crimson Pumpernickel will not, can not, shall not be cowed by the petty threats of the cruel and sneering villain, no matter how huge and hideous he may be, or how rude, cruel, and grating be the braying of his comrade!"*The Crimson Pumpernickel reaches down to his hip, where sits an elaborate sheath, polished fervently and decorated with etchings of bread.  The sheath is incredibly long, though not wide enough for a greatsword--it likely houses a blade of bastard sword length or longer....and yet...the sword he pulls out can barely be considered a short sword.  It's more like a really long dagger or something.* *Belinda starts laughing again.*"I...I..." she tries to talk and keep a straight face but doesn't do a good job, "I would say something, but...I...think that speaks for itself!""Dost thou dare to insult Corbinec, the LEGENDARY blade of the Crimson Pumpernickel?!  Villain, I should not need explain myself to the likes of you, but yet, thou shouldst know that a blade too long must needs put a swordsman of the finest and most refined movements off-balance, and the mighty slash or thrust of the great and LEGENDARY Corbinec is enough to fell most two-bit villains anon in but a single stroke.""So what you're saying is that it's not the size that matters, but the motion of the ocean?""Exactly!  Now you under...hey, wait a second!  Ha, I almost fell for your devious trick, but know this villain--it will be a cold day in winter before you can pull one over on the Crimson Pumpernickel!  Now draw!  If I cannot have the fair Marie, then at the least, I shall rest tonight a contented hero having felled and vanquished the foul ogre and stilled the tongue of his talking ass sidekick!" he brandishes his sword menacingly pointed forward, then thinks better of it and changes to several different menacing stances before settling on his favourite.</blockquote>

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