RPG Monster-Mashup Invitational

[Hairfoot]

Pre-crash, an ENworlder wittier than I started a thread based on the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational, in which "readers take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition."

This year's winners were:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

So, I present to you the 2006 RPG Monster-Mashup Invitational. To kick off:

Half-orca: proposed 4E race which receives bonuses to hit seals and penguins.
Monster Manuel: Pedro's big brother.
Gothyanki: misundertood creature from the plane of Limbo. Frequently mistaken for a vampire.
Paving throw: ammunition for giant-sized slings.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Tojanidea: A hypothetical shelled water elemental.
Tojancida: A cocktail of fermented appled juice and elemental water.
Whyvern: Why not Vern?
Lust Monster: Best left to the imagination.
Owlbeer: For those who can't afford Tojancida.
Bugbeer: See above, but brewed by Formians.
Dire Beer: For those who can't even afford Owlbeer.
Formican: A hive-race from the Para-Elemental Plane of Plastic.
Lazer: Dwarf-like beings from the Plane of Radiance.
Shambling Round: What zombies do.
Wight Hag: When an Annis incurs too many negative levels.
Invisible Talker: The narrator.
Salfeshnee: A demon who never learned the Value of Sharing.
Bobgoblin: A Koalinth.
Mobgoblin: He's 'connected'.

-Hyp.

 

[blargney the second]

Dungeon Mater: the school of hard knocks that you used to attend.
Grappele: to descend a cliff face using an enemy's limbs as safety lines.
Bull tush: to force someone to move away from you using your posterior.